Eric Townshend

do penguins have knees?

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@theJagmeetSingh K dude so just like move a vote of no confidence.... You know you have that power there bud

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@CasuallyAwkward I'm going as a mouse. Duhhhh

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

Showing my support to https://t.co/yzjZijo3K7 #StarCitizen #SCShipShowdown

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@ABDanielSmith What in the OHS is going on here

[Alberta NDP @albertaNDP]

Today, we're voting for a better future.

For families.
For teachers.
For mountains.
For health care.
For seniors.
For children.
For you.

For all Albertans.

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@ABDanielleSmith @RachelNotley like. ambulance is run by ahs, yet we pay for ambulances.......

wut do?

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@AlbertaEMS @JasonCoppingAB @ABDanielleSmith My slogan will be #DustOff pt 2/2

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@AlbertaEMS @JasonCoppingAB @ABDanielleSmith That's it. As a member in good standing Im announcing my candidacy as president of the Alberta Paramedic Association. I commit to not politically simping, telling people to kick rocks. And supporting our staff better than marks work wearhouse pants. Pt 1/2

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@jasonkenney @DanielleSmithTV

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@ABDanielleSmith Also... You're not our Premier... You're not an elected MLA

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@ABDanielleSmith @Alberta_UCP So wait.... The UCP wasn't putting Alberta first for the last three years... But today they will be???? Man that explains a lot...

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@GarrettCharlton @calstampeders Sureeee. Girlfriend. #SheGoesToADifferentSchool #WeMetAtSummerCamp

[Shannon Phillips 🇨🇦 @SPhillipsAB]

Caption this video, internet.

Wrong answers only. #ableg

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@uhashleyidk First time???

[QR Calgary @QRcalgary]

Councillor Samuel Crowfoot, who is also a Siksika Health Services chairperson, said he’s already heard from more than a dozen Siksika Nation members about discriminatory treatment they’ve received at area hospitals.

https://t.co/uiXIZSa0W8

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@CEOAdam @CEOAdam is like the dad that takes you and your friends to some emo concert. He doesn't get what the fuck it means but damn he tries. And we love him for it.

[HSAA - Union of Health-Care Professionals @HSAAlberta]

We work for you. But after two years, we need help now – physical/mental health protections and a plan to strengthen our public health-care system.

Help us be there when you need care. #ableg #abhealth

[Eric Townshend @Etownie]

@elonmusk We need more glowy magic lights.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unless susceptible to extreme natural disasters, nuclear power plants should not be shut down