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Quiet, friendly & chill

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@NotJosephGarcia Why?

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I love Michael Jordan so much that I joined the United States Marine Corps and got killed in the Middle East

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God I’ve been INCREASING when I was supposed to be DECREASING. It is causing me great embarrassment…

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Babies Crying - ALL ETHNICITIES AND GENDERS - Over Ten Hours

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I take care of my body because it is host and home to an ecosystem of trillions of tiny, green, creepy-crawly organisms known as germs. The germs are my constituents; I cater to their needs to gain their trust and therefore their vote.

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Roaches’ breath smells like dogshit. Roaches are complete and utter trash.

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I can hear a roach breathing somewhere nearby and it’s beginning to freak me out.

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@_adrianaguilar Miss your soul!

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I am hugging my beloved girlfriend’s soul.

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@NotJosephGarcia Thank you

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Hello Twitter friends, I invite you once again to come on down for a nice handshake, this time at the Mcdonald’s close to my house, western and 7th im an LA Native. Come on by I dont bite! :)

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My main man’s trash is treasure! Nice!

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@jayweingarten Thank you for your comment, Jay!

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If Kumail Nanjiani tells me to do something, I do it.

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@Joe_keller710 He responds. I heed the response.

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A message to those I follow: consider yourself lucky to have me as a follower, because I promise I’ll be your best follower ever! Thanks to anyone reading this!

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Creativity is good for the ol’ noggin, plus it gets you paid quite handsomely!

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I take fun online quizzes all day to pass the time! Plus I have a job and I sleep in bed!

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Hello to all of my Twitter friends! It’s been a while, huh? Today, I’m making a 3 centimeter incision on a close family friend.

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Having some flavored food for dinner with one other.