E-trig 💻Globe

Turning numbers into stories 📊 | Data Analyst | Stats grad | Python & SQL | Making data make sense

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[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you"

Reply as a nonchalant guy

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Football fans only want one thing…

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Who can spot the 39yr old man 👀

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Ronaldo fans weeping after seeing Argentina fixtures for the round of 32
Instead of focusing on today's match against Columbia and the possibility of facing either England or France in the round of 32 💯

I would love to see France - Portugal I don't know about you👀

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

3️⃣🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé hat-trick for France in 35 minutes…

…0 goals at World Cup or Euros until one week ago, now 4 World Cup goals. 🫨✨

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Haaland didn't start for Norway against France tonight. 🧐
Is he genuinely terrified of facing the Mbappé, Dembélé, and Olise frontline, or does he have a master plan up his sleeve?
Norway Currently loosing 2:1 Dembele scoring a brace and mbappe 2 assist

The question is will halland step up💪👀

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Banging number rn
But I still wonder why the porn sites still made it to top 10
And 90% of people would openly deny visiting this sites #trendingtopic @grok

[Szymanski @Szymansk_ii]

🚨💢 June 2026: 𝕏 becomes the 8th most visited websites in the World at 24min Average time per visit.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: Gonçalo Ramos to AC Milan, here we go! Deal agreed between the clubs and on player side.

Club record signing for AC Milan, breaking Leão record as it was €50m — fee will be way in excess of this with add-ons.

Deal also done on player side. 🇵🇹

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

An Argentina vs Portugal World Cup knockout match isn't a football match; it's a massive statistical case study on human confirmation bias. 📊

The Messi Dataset: Supported by data purists who track xA, line-breaking passes, and spatial gravity. They view football through multivariate calculus.

The Ronaldo Dataset: Supported by box-score maximalists who view football through simple arithmetic (Goals = Good). They view football through a corporate KPI spreadsheet

If this fixture happens, the pitch will literally be an ideological war between mathematical fluidity and rigid volume metrics. One side is playing chess; the other is trying to maximize a LinkedIn profile. 📉����

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

🎉⚽ Happy 39th Birthday, Leo Messi! ⚽🎉

Today we celebrate Lionel Messi, born on June 24, 1987, in Rosario.

🐐 Career Summary (as of June 2026)

⚽ 900+ career goals
🎯 400+ assists
🏟️ 1,151 appearances
🏆 48 major trophies
🥇 8 Ballon d’Or awards
🌎 FIFA World Cup winner (2022)
🇦🇷 122 goals for Argentina
👑 All-time top scorer for Argentina and Barcelona
🌍 Record holder for most World Cup goals (18) and appearances at the tournament level as of the 2026 World Cup. #messi #worldcup

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Ronaldo scoring a goal right now is the ultimate statistical illusion. Welcome to the Centralization Paradox in football analytics. 📊

When Ronaldo is on the pitch, a team's attacking variance drops by nearly 30%. The data shows the entire system is forced to bend, sacrifice progressive midfield runs, and funnel 90% of final-third metrics into one single point of failure just to feed his box score. He scores, but the team's overall Expected Goals (xG) ceiling lowers.

One player requires an entire squad to sacrifice their game so he can look good in the headlines. The other player makes average midfielders look like world-class maestros.

Enjoy the goal, but don't mistake a high-volume system drain for actual football supremacy. 🤫📉#Ronaldo #messi #worldcup

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇦🇷 OFFICIAL: Argentina qualify for World Cup round of 32!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🤩🇦🇷 Leo Messi’s reaction after becoming World Cup top scorer ever. 👊🏼

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Just became the highest goal scorer in world cup history
Scream Goat Goat🐐🐐🐐🐐

Messi is HIM🙌

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🏟️🇦🇷 Leo Messi has arrived for Argentina vs Austria.

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

The 3 will be performing today

First 3 people to give a perfect stats of their performance today will be getting a verification badge 💪

Who's winning 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Calling TON a "decentralized blockchain" when Telegram literally just took over the keys and became the primary operator is the ultimate crypto cope.

It's just WeChat Pay for people who dress in black. 💀

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

#NewProfilePic

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

His a graduate of statistics guys
Full time data analyst

[39 @39billion]

Universe I dropped it here!

[Islamic Motivational Quote Image @RoShZiMu]

Eid Mubarak

[E-trig 💻Globe @etrigglobe]

Good afternoon, let's cool off the body