Ben: you’re so soft spoken, but then Sometimes....,,you Yell
Me: wow, you just summed me up better than any zodiac post ever has while trying to say the same thing
I love that twitter reminds me how long I’ve been on it. I thought I could only be so depressed, and then they’re like, “hey, we’ve been bullying you for five years! happy anniversary!” like okay dude shut up
it is the human’s first time trying to change the world. and they are exhausted. so while they rest for a little bit. i have stolen their sign. and will trot proudly around the house with it. until they are ready. to fight again
I’d just like to say that I love my boyfriend. today we had a whole convo about why film!Bag End only locks from the inside. I used to write yearningly about how I wanted to talk about things only I seemed to think were important, I didn’t know it then but this is what I meant
my favorite (read:most mildly annoying) thing about the internet is when people repost something that includes a small blurb and say that it’s “worth the read” or add a tldr at the end. my dude, that is a paragraph. not even a long paragraph. get over yourself please
we have some guys leveling our house today, which means I get to listen to three men discover the skunk den under my room in real time from the comfort of my bed. God is real and he loves comedy