Etwas

lo por quoi

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Das deprimierende an Depressionen ist ja, dass sie so traurig sind. So deprimierend.

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Did I look like I wanted your advice today? Because if so, tell me what that face looks like so I never make it again.

[Etwas @ettwas]

RT @BOTOXXX I'm not scared of spending an eternity in hell. I'm scared of spending a whole day locked in a car with my mom.

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I'm not always good with words...

So I'll let my eyes, my hands, my lips and hips tell you what I need.

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Let's face it, twitter is not a hobby...it's more of a symptom.

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yes, I love chess <3

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Indian food is the “sorry, but I’m on my period” for gay relationships.

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Sure, I'll follow you back if you tweet in a different language, half the people I follow are drunk all the time anyways.

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I'm guessing when they say drink plenty of fluids when you're sick they didn't mean martinis..

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I love the way people pretend they had a life before they found twitter.

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A pencil, but made from an eraser.

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The easiest way to let somebody know you love them is simply to tell them. Don't ever take it for granted that they know.

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If you're going to undress me with your eyes, make it a seductive slow strip tease with dancing. It'll be much hotter that way.

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Instead of creativity, the world is busy valuing productivity.

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Making you happy is both my greatest pleasure and most treasured privilege <3

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Look, I don't know if I can make you happy, but I know for a fact I can ruin your life. That's all I'm saying.

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Whatever you're looking for, it's not here. Unless you're looking for a distraction from the meaningful things you were looking for.

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@spazrunsny check @Botoxxx

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I saw a zombie wearing Crocs on The Walking Dead and thought to myself "she totally deserved to die".