EU Nobel

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@ireland It was humbling to win the award, I can tell you. I love you guys over there, and I'm sorry about Bono, but...come on. Bono?

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@yanisvaroufakis Yanis! That hurts. What did I ever do to you? Other than crush your economy, that is.

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@philipoltermann Thanks! I set up a cross-national study on regional emotion-related physicality back in 1992. Results in by 2023.

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Hey @nytimes! Lighten up! You're just razzed that you fell for Bush's Iraq excuse and I didn't (well, except for the UK). cc @jbarooah

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I don't get it. I've won a Peace Prize, but @Sweden has 70000 followers. Björn Borg? ABBA? Volvo? Big deal! The 70s are over, Sven!

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@Falkvinge I resent that. I managed to keep the peace AND impose groundbreaking regulations on banana curvature. Did Oppenheimer?

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@AliAbunimah This is embarrassing. Threw a #Nobel party for myself last night. Don't remember much, but woke up in bed with the #ArabLeague.

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This is embarrassing. Threw a #Nobel party for myself last night. Don't remember much, but woke up in bed with the #ArabLeague. #EU

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@alexmassie Worst prize ever? Man, that hurts. I mean, my kids (Iceland, Norway, Switzerland) can read that stuff .

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@OrenKessler @blakehounshell Worst prize ever? Man, that hurts. I mean, my kids (Iceland, Norway, Switzerland) can read that stuff .

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@6 @wikileaks Until I have a series of regional referendums on the issue which will later be overturned, I have no opinion.

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I have been asked to give a #TED talk! "Bullshitting Your Way to a Nobel: Fertilizer Subsidies in South-Western Poland." @evgenymorozov

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@nicholaswatt PLEASE get Valéry Giscard d'Estaing to stop texting me! Crazy dude thinks we "should share" the #Nobel. #France #EU

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@lukeharding1968 I've already decided who will pick up the prize on my behalf: Eric Cantona. Ooh, Aah, Nobel Pour Moi!!!!

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@objectiviser Like I feel about everything: I will weigh both sides of the argument, form a committee, then do nothing.

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Someone PLEASE get Valéry Giscard d'Estaing to stop texting me! Crazy dude thinks we "should share" the #Nobel. #France #EU

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@jamesrbuk Thanks for your support, Jimmy. Now, I'm a bit hammered and have several international conflicts to avoid tomorrow morning.

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Dear #Norway: Thanks, but if you think this guarantees me letting you in when your oil runs out & Swedes stop serving you lunch, forget it.

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@EconCharlemagne I'm taking my #Nobel million and buying 4 condos in Atlanta. What kind of idiot buys European right now???

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What's with the prize for literature going to China, @Sweden? Be like #Norway and keep the #Nobel in the family. I'm thinking J.K. Rowling?