João Miguel

Bom dia 🤠👍🏼

[Pyo 5️⃣ @mrpyo1]

How to make a man happy in 2026:

- OLED TV
- PS5
- Air Fryer
- GTA 6

[João Miguel @eu_RyZe_]

@thiagocec0 @luizpaes41 @thesunisbeaming Então é só ir no suporte da Ebanx mesmo e pedir o estorno e depois comprar novamente ?

[João Miguel @eu_RyZe_]

Comprei o GTA 6 na pré-venda, ouve a confirmação do banco e o recebimento do email da PlayStation informando sobre o pagamento só que no próprio video game não aparece nada, nem na biblioteca, notificações, histórico de transação e etc. ☠️🤡

[João Miguel @eu_RyZe_]

@sociodoSLB 😂 acho que a rockstar já ouviu

[caru 🎮 @yongbyuI]

> fico acordada até meia noite pra comprar gta 6
> gasto 549 reais em menos de 1 minuto
> saio

[João Miguel @eu_RyZe_]

@Daniiliveira Foda… vou ligar no suporte amanhã para saber onde o jogo foi parar 😅

[João Miguel @eu_RyZe_]

@nayeonscateira Erro de digitação 🤝*

[Lord Vinheteiro @Vinheteiro]

De que adianta ganhar o jogo contra a Escócia e ter uma SELIC de 14%?

[João Miguel @eu_RyZe_]

@Ricardinho031 @SirDunkaREAL Vai sim, porém os discos só irão chegar a partir do dia 12 de novembro para evitar vazamentos de lojistas e etc… Pelo menos foi o que eu vi em um canal de um cara bem conhecido no TikTok falando disso.

[PCL - Partido da Causa Libertária @CentralAncap]

O Brasil que todo brasileiro honesto sonha.

[Sucumba Games @SucumbaGames]

A Garota da Capa do GTA V e do GTA 6

[senshi @senshi_real]

eu sou assim

[Joaquin Teixeira @JoaquinTeixeira]

Mais um dia dos namorados e eu sozinho... E olha que sou bem flexível: só busco uma muié magra, jovem, sem tatuagi, sem ex-marido, que cozinhe, lave a roupa, limpe a casa, não tenha redes sociais, seja discreta, fale pouco, vá a missa e abomine Lula e o PT.

Só exijo o básico.

[Jaylene🐰 @playmatejaylene]

The first trillionaire in human history

- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders

Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible

Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion

Most people quit when the world laughs at them.

Elon Musk built the future instead.

Love him or hate him…

Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.

Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.

History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.

It will remember the people who did it anyway.

Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀

[Joaquin Teixeira @JoaquinTeixeira]

Perdi 18% de massa encefálica lendo esse diálogo