Euan

I cook. I watch films. I learn.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@parcelforce Thanks, I realise I wasn't clear. I am the sender. I eventually got an email address I can contact for help, and have emailed about my issue.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@parcelforce my parcel arrived damaged. Your online claims form only takes PFW... format tracking numbers. I have a UX... code. How can I make a claim?

[Euan @euanfaa]

@yasmynnrose @rbyncthbrtsn @hlouisehogg I don't...I...no.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@hlouisehogg Madness. I heard this on the radio yesterday morning. Thank you for sending Muppet related material.

[Euan @euanfaa]

Everything is Covered in Poop.

Avoid touching surfaces and non-household people for as long as possible. Each contact is 1 point.
Washing you hands resets your counter.
Double digits means game over.

That's it. That's everything in fact. For 3 weeks.

Is that difficult?

[Euan @euanfaa]

@EmmaleenaKakela Is the last data point to give you a snappy title so the newspapers pick up the story?

YOU WON'T BELIEVE BIKINI SALE NUMBERS AMID CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK and other items

[Euan @euanfaa]

It's now clear to me that tweet should have said #dampsquid

[Euan @euanfaa]

I whistled a Christmas song earlier. @yrpl asked if I was singing "Good King Wincelesslass".

Yup.

Wot.

#pedalstool #dampsquib

[Euan @euanfaa]

@hlouisehogg @yasmynnrose Ooh, SO close.

You ruined it.

Eurgh.

Why would you...

EURGH.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@hlouisehogg @yasmynnrose Congratulations, you passed.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@hlouisehogg @yasmynnrose No cats though? That's a rule.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@EmmaleenaKakela @hlouisehogg Thank you for these extra comments. Seeing the original post now had me on edge!

[Euan @euanfaa]

@hlouisehogg Pot. Kettle. Black.

[Euan @euanfaa]

Power cut in Haymarket, takes down houses, offices and the train station. So trains across Scotland are affected as anything that goes to or from Edinburgh goes through Haymarket. #connectedworld

[Euan @euanfaa]

@ScotRail It's working now! The journey planner now finds trains leaving Haymarket today between 1730 and 1900.

[Euan @euanfaa]

Hi .@ScotRail - is the Network Rail issue also affecting listings for future trains, not just live data? I'm looking at HYM to BHG, and there are no trains (according to the journey planner) between 1730 and 1900 despite 4 in the timetable.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@ScotRail Oops. I was looking for trains this evening, the 1757 or 1808 from Haymarket. It shows on the timetable PDF, but not on the journey planner.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@FirstScotland Thanks! I use Haymarket stop, so wasn't expecting any issues due to the fireworks, and you've put my mind at ease.

[Euan @euanfaa]

@FirstScotland What about from 1640 onwards today, with the festival fireworks closing Princes St?