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[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Mason Crosby can't even win a fucking coin toss.

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

Buy The DIPS. 📉 #dogecoin

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Buy the dip. #dogecoin

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

I'd bet alot of money that Robinhood either delays their IPO significantly or outright cancels it.

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Somebody just made a disgusting amount of money on a wild prop bet.

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Oxford.

[Catalyst @CatalystNB]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen a friend of yours pick up one of your speech mannerisms

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

ESPN: “Lamar Jackson leaves the game with cramps”

Twitter:

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Those 5p on a Friday vibes are hitting different today

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

So nobody fuck their dead brother’s widow?

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Generally speaking food usually taste better when someone oops for you right???

New discovery - laundry smells better when someone else does it for you?

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

N.P.

Space Bound

Eminem - Recovery

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Did Ice Cube take the red pill?

[Jon Janoviak @Jon_Janoviak]

Incredible

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

This.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

If you aren’t mentally doing the remaining clock math on all the ways the Browns could still lose you aren’t a real Browns fan.

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

Someone please show Ryan Fitzpatrick where the endzone is.

[Eugene @eugenesmith1313]

I feel like I have a mini stroke everytime I try and spell 'Cuyahoga'.

Yeah I might be an idiot idk.