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[eugenetanktop @eugenetanktop]

@Mcbearcat7557 @thedealsguy_ Damn, been trying to get an agent to help but no luck

[eugenetanktop @eugenetanktop]

@blincoln99 @GlitchedDeals lol, now im getting usage exceeds maximum count. havent even used it once

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

All 55 UEFA countries have unanimously voted to boycott the World Cup due to FIFA's plans to sell stakes in the tournament to private investors, per The Times

"The World Cup is not for sale"

[Variety @Variety]

The Beatles' "Rubber Soul" is getting new remixes, expanded editions and boxed sets on Oct. 2.

"Rubber Soul: Special Edition Super Deluxe" will include 68 tracks in total, including 24 outtakes from the original recording sessions. A previously unheard John Lennon ��song outline” titled “Little Girl” will also be included.

https://t.co/uBbZIXJvso

[Dharmvir @dharmvir_]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from

"you won the lottery" to

“remote job available $18/hr”

[Bees 🐝 @bees_cult]

I feel bad for the amount of hate this woman is getting for being old ugly fat retarded annoying and pretentious

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

How I expect my girl to react when I pull out my Asian accent at dinner with her parents

[soc @socrypt]

How I want my wife to react after I crack open my 12th beer on a weekday

[eugenetanktop @eugenetanktop]

Nigeria Pt.2

[Daemon @emeyorX]

How did the wooden horse actually violate Zeus’ law?

[eugenetanktop @eugenetanktop]

Nigeria

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾 🎀 @youluvvdanii]

How did Penelope even know that servant was working with the suitors?

Odysseus strings the bow, shoots the arrow, and Penelope immediately closes the door on her like, “Surely your place is down there.”

Like girl… what did you see? 😭

[Simon @CoffeeEnjoyer01]

Doing this with my car key after 5 beers

[vivien 🇲🇽 @gutiderp]

me today

[Davor Vitković @DavorVitkovic]

So Jaylen Brown didn't wanna be Robin in Boston. Now he will be Alfred in Philly

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris @bobbymo24]

Posted on my Instagram story

[Dagoth Bull @MarketGawd]

Man this shit is terrifying cause I could see myself as a dad just like his dad. You could be the best, most wholesome pops and still end up with a Clavicular

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Almost that time of year again 😤