Kevin

Italian-German-Jew mix. Misanthropic. Introverted. Occasionally entertaining. Sarcastic since birth. People say I'm funny. I like animals more than I do people.

[Kevin @eunaocantomas]

Goodbye, Gemma. You were my food stalker, my stick-legged vixen, my wannabe Doberman and lovable fearsome security. You'll be missed.

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Goodbye, Opie. You were my rug with legs, my furry doorbell, my food stalker and my buddy for 12 years. You'll be missed.

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@CoolRiderr So how did the meatloaf turn out without the eggs?

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@sunshinemikey35 Those. Arms.

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@MarkNarrations

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@yeMikeSmith

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@NotMikeHarlow Damn you. I just choked on my coffee. 🤣

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@ToonBlast Probably the umpteenth time I've made it to the champions league. I've been knocked out I don't know how many times. There is no ending to this game, is there? 🤣

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Just saw a Toyota minivan do a really bad wide U-turn and nearly take out someone's mailbox.

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@NotMikeHarlow Oh look. Something more hot than you

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Also showing what I know, it turns out I've been putting too much oil in my car this whole time. Always thought it was four quarts. Looks like mine takes just under that. The more you know

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Big shout out to the team @TiresPlus specifically Marshall. It was costly but I got my car back!

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@AntiWokeMemes Says another third rate celebrity that no one cares about.

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@AntiWokeMemes She kneeled for the national anthem in protest of Trump. Probably the first time she ever kneeled before a man.

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@NotMikeHarlow I used to think stuff like this video was rage bait until I started to realize how many of these people actually believe the claptrap that falls out of their mouths.

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@Seanzie_Jordan

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To the jerk who yelled at the f-slur at me out the window as you drove by me on the side of the road with a dead alternator? I hope you have an accident with fireworks tomorrow.

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@CoolRiderr Non-alcoholic. I gave it up. How about a soda water with lime and just good company, handsome?

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@theJake_Carter Don't know, but I would absolutely join you at your picnic to find out.

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@Seanzie_Jordan I know you're enlisted, but would it be against protocol if I still saluted you?

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My gay engaged bestie has never seen "Mommie Dearest.” Should I revoke his gay card?