high five ghost

who's your zaddy?

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@Matthew22230347 @kourtneelynne @CNN there’s a kind of person who tries to make themselves a martyr by playing the victim like “poor me, look how hard I’m fighting for you because im so selfless. everyone is against you but I’ll die for your rights”. it’s not real but some people buy into the con and believe it

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@quenblackwell I cried when my gf was giving me that birthday gawk gawk 9000 😂

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@ShawnaSquirrel @AnasLife101 @AsantewaaMantey @thatbitchht I thought the reference was about men who are so bad that their partner needs a whole armory of sex toys.

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@isaiahllouis @cornski I like the base of this one but i always add a little more lime and some Tajín to give it a kick.

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@therealstrickie @bennyjohnson idk at this point. I’m a bartender at a Mexican restaurant (TX). I hear some stupid shit. Most recently, one of his zombies told me John F. Kennedy Jr. is alive and predicted all this would happen.

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

LMFAO. the way you worded this to fit your own narrative. gtfoh

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Governor Newsom banned state travel to Texas. He’s currently in Texas giving a speech. For dinner he will be looking for the Texas version of French Laundry.

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@BexWords @Opalspissed but I could tell he was wondering if I remembered him. I treat all guests equally even when I don’t want to but it actually annoyed me how fake he was being 😂 (2)

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@BexWords @Opalspissed Hardcore conservatives are ALL TALK. This manchild that comes into my job never tips but always writes “let’s go Brandon” on the check like why are you even in a Mexican restaurant right now. Anyway. He came in with his family yesterday and was ridiculously pleasant (1)

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

@doggymedia @JMFDSJ @RonFilipkowski @nategold23 Neither. Movements like that… they’re puppets for sure.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has dealt a major blow to the EPA's power to regulate carbon emissions that cause climate change. https://t.co/ZIME1qcipC

[Aria Rose @_stonedroses_]

May your weed be stronger than anyone else’s wack ass energy towards you. Amen.

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

No

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

Stuffing is disgusting... change my mind.

[genesis @le_debut]

Depression is crazy because If you don’t actively combat it daily you’ll find yourself a week after having the best week of your life laying on the floor for two hours wondering why you can’t get up

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

Never deleting this app

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i left my humidifier on all day and now my cat looks raggedy asf

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

I haven’t really been fucking with Twitter bc I’m too busy making stacks. And sleeping lol

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

this is honestly the best dating advice I’ve ever read

[high five ghost @eunisex_]

I’m just wondering when the alumni show is

[Hit Signal @hitsignal]

as sadly confirmed by close friends to her, today we mourn the loss of a beautiful woman and amazing, visionary artist.

rest in peace, SOPHIE.