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publish my novel I went to yale

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how can you look at the contrived shenanigans alexander skarsgard is always up to and deny there’s a height tax in Hollywood

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@philiprothhead got the dvd on eBay

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long ugly shorts hit the queer community like crack hit the black community in the 80s

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(fucking my girl) I need hydration ahh break

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@Steve_Sailer @strangesoups Rusty Staub?

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the fliers on any given telephone pole in silver lake make me want to commit seppuku in the street

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

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wow time to rewatch seinfeld

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why is Dahmer on Criterion Live

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celeb row is like ben stiller jerry seinfeld (?) adam sandler (??) it’s still the 1999 finals

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Pray for New York

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I care a lot abt my standing in the poker community

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renate reinsve engages her abs on the red carpet, 2026

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it doesn’t include the word “drugs”. not once

[Nithya Raman @nithyavraman]

…anyway, if you want to see an actual homelessness plan, go to https://t.co/UILfDSw11X

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I was just photographed at an angle that will keep me up at night

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@NeekNique cry more

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de niro in the criterion closet like uhh terrific. terrific movie. Mafioso. Marty and I talked about doing a remake. here’s another one. terrific. haven’t seen it in years.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Just pretend he beat the shit out of his girlfriend or something more socially acceptable

[P A N D A M A X X E R @pandarespecter]

Name a fat guy with aura:

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3 oz of Aldi deli turkey has been on repeat in my head 💀

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

A little-known hack:

2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17
3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86
1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15
1 condiment of your choice: $0.02
1 apple: $0.53
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
5 carrot sticks: $0.17
Cold water from the tap: $0.01

Total: $2.05

You can do this.