Danielle Petrucci

24. Pennsylvania.

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

@JohnstonFredri1 hey i think you forgot to respond to me ☺️

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

and y’all live in a state of denial ☺️🖤

[Johnston Fredricks @JohnstonFredri1]

Most femboys are used to being homeless

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

“you got that gorilla grip” - jelly

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

i asked this man if he wanted a cup or a bowl of soup and he said “which ones bigger”

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

“he’s got the black and white on like men in black” “no actually it’s hamburglar”

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

*anyone talking to emily*
“i cant hear you so it doesn’t matter”

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

“i’m about to brush my hair so if you see a clown it’s just me” -@xsarariahi

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

the only way i can describe emma roberts sweater in this episode is easter with a hangover

[Violence @nixsane]

nah being single ain’t it. i’m tired of telling 4 different guys how my day went. soulmate wya

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

“i can’t believe baskin robins still has the funds to make a commercial” -emily

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

Patrick, are you WITH me or AGAINST me?

uhh.....could you give me a hint?

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

OPEN UP! It's time for the PILL!

oh barnacles I HATE the pill.

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

“i’m only a vers top because i’m an aquarius”- @_dickander

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

hey, where ya goin?

to my job!

YOU have a JOB?

why WOULDN'T I? I'm not some lazy, inconsiderate JERK who lays in BED all day!

SAY! where can I get one of these.........JOBS?

oh, they're everywhere! especially if you're GREEN and have SIX tentacles!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

he'll find love one day.

you think so?

well sure! but it'll be with someone his OWN size. like this pickle!!

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

sarah: i was supposed to get my period 3 days ago
me: happy mother’s day!!!!!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

Hello, YOUNG lady! We’re selling chocolate! Is YOUR MOTHER home?

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

@amiprettyyet we STAN

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

*jackson trying to find songs from tik tok on the juke box*
*song not on juke box*
“what, they don’t care about the youth?!”

[Danielle Petrucci @euphoric_veins]

“MJ may i please have a shot.........on the house” - nikki