Ellen Degenerate

welcome to where I say whatever

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

They should make one more Meet the Parents sequel and call it Mother Fockers.

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

They shoulda never gave me YouTube premium

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

I've been saying it for years but I'll remind you all: don't count out the the mushroom people

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Whenever I try to start a "call the cops" chant people seem to have a negative reaction

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Aliens are real in 2 weeks

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

I don't know nothin' bout pitchin' to no investors, Miss Scarlet! 😢

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Can't be dating no witches man.

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Salmonella is a SCAM

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

@Kalshi for your bet on "#1 Searched Person on Google this Year" is that for the total searches throughout the whole year or who had the highest trending spike??
Please let me know.

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

I don't think we need to worry yet

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

What's the matter honey? You hardly touched your microplastics.

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

@TheCinesthetic #Whiplash the only way to create the true, best talent is through emotional and physical abuse from a mentor.

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Are you a cat-person or a dog-person

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Everyone should try quitting nicotine once.
#tesla

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Sorry^ I meant to text my other friend

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Just chugged an oolong.
Omw to the jym

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Won't *someone* plz be my president?

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

I wish my car would stop telling me to "consider taking a break ☕".
I can't take a break I'm driving to work!!

[Ellen Degenerate @EuroCorpr8Jon]

Narrator (me):
Oh and did I mention? This is a story about how a national shortage of receipt printer paper bankrupted me for tax reasons.