@artbyjacstudio You are simply being your most true self. Unapologetically human in your own right. You deserve to celebrate yourself, love yourself, and exist in your truest form. Fuck the haters.
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Me: "**** Library, how can I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, I have some books that are due tomorrow, but I need to keep them longer."
Me: "Okay, ma'am. I'll need your name so I can renew the books."
Caller: *scandalized* "You need my what?"
Me: "Your name, ma'am. So I can call up your account on my computer."
Caller: "You have my account?! How did you get that? Do you have my Social Security number?"
Me: "No, ma'am. I mean your library account. When you came in to get your library card, you filled out a form with your name, address, phone number, and email, so that we can contact you if you ever have overdue books. We don't have your social security number."
Caller: "Well, I'm not giving out my name to a complete stranger over the phone!"
Me: "Okay, ma'am. Perhaps you could give me the titles of the books?"
Caller: "Why do you need to know what I'm reading?! The books are due tomorrow! Just renew them!"
Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's no way I can look up books by the due date. Without your name or the titles of the books, I can't help you."
Caller: "You're trying to steal my identity! I'm calling the cops."
Me: *giving up* "You do that, ma'am." *hangs up*
Co-worker: "You should have told her we put cameras in the books."