bastarda 😈

alessi | commedia sexy all’italiana

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

take me to Dubai

[Candy perfume boy @sinnergetready]

Thinking about her right now

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

@siggyminaj @triplej DIEEEE

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

.@triplej NO MORE SERF ROCK!!!! PLEASE

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

does anybody have the AI jamie lee curtis “no loads refused” quote

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

a Twigs x Tinashe collab would devour honestly

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

hey george clooney! welcome to the shirt lifter’s club

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

tonight i head a diabolical mix at sircuit: take over control by afrojack mashed with the sympathy is a knife remix featuring ariana grande. i ask myself, who was this for?

[oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods]

ohhhh my god you hate matty healy? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite julian casablancas?

[joe 🪩 @fevernostalgia]

international WHAT day??

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

clinically, taylor swift has developed a type IV hypersensitivity to serving. When a potential serve makes contact with her skin, her CD8+ T cells (Cunt Detector protein 8 Tea) are activated and cause a self-destructive inflammatory response, her body violently rejects the serve.

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

@jooseygoocey pick up your goddamn phone or i will tell azealia banks that troye sivan was a psyop cultivated by you to fuck with her!!!

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

i’m so fucking done with @jooseygoocey that bitch is disorderly… there’s just NO order anywhere in a 50m radius of that bitch

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

@tobyomi oh so you like house music now 🤭

[JADE tea room ☕️ @JADEtearoom]

JADE’s stylists told British Vogue that “it girl Jade’s” look in the Angel Of My Dreams video was inspired by @KylieMinogue’s red headed era

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

me talking about brunswick

[jp @jus10pr]

I caught his tea

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

instead of feeling just depressed all the time i’m now enlightened as well! no i’m not on meds i just read those ted chiang short stories

[bastarda 😈 @eurodunce]

.@JLo did you really think you were going to get an oscar for your performance in the film “Hustlers”? My dear friend Brendan made the allegation and would I like to inquire the TRUTH

[madison @madison_tayt]

cocaine vs ketamine