Sven Vogel

AI Developer based in Berlin, Germany • Building Data Compliant Apps • EU First • €6.6k MRR

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@compliantvc Ah the famous Lustgarten in Berlin.
Ofc its free and beautiful.
Also do not forget the added fragrance of weed and ear bursting techno music

America is far behind than Europe in standard of living

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@vonderleyen Leading European AI space in Data regulators and compliance.
American companies must be shitting in their pants

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@RauschisHund Meal deal inspired from the UK

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@compliantvc A win-win for everyone.
Socialism is the pinnacle of humanity.

I can sleep in peace at night that my money is used to fund helpful Asylum seekers.

American mind cannot comprehend this

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I was talking to my friend Caspar who is planning to buy a Tesla.

I was furious at him.

I said Caspar, you live in Amsterdam, Netherlands, a haven for Bikes. You want to trade your freedom for biking against selling your data.

He said, “But FSD is now legal in NL, I want to be handsfree”

“Then what happens to your Bike? and beautiful biking culture”, I said frustratingly.

“It takes time for me to bike, and I can also work while driving” Caspar was trying to explain.

I went ahead and reported him to Amsterdam Green Tribunal for violating sustainable environment.

Europe is already facing huge energy crisis. We cannot let these Teslas take away more energy.

Who will power the famous red light area then?

I will never buy a Tesla, Europe has great public transport infrastructure. And I don’t want to share my data of going to clubs and kink supply buying patterns.

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@compliantvc Of course it is revolutionary!

51 is a very ripe age to start a company.
I hope he understands data compliance and GDPR

Rest is good to go!

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@compliantvc Greatest invention after wheel!

EU is full of such path breaking ideas. EU is the place to be for the future

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Apple Pay/Digital Payments is useless in Germany.

Cons of Apple Pay of Germany:
- Not acceptable by local Döner Kebap shop (Ali Baba Döner)
- Takes 5 mins to do a payment rather then 10secs for taking out cash
- Avoids personal touch cash gives
- Obvious Data Compliance compromise, Apple has now all your Kink Shopping expenses
- Easily Traceable with Finanzamt (Tax Office)

That’s why I always use Cash.

Apple Pay is clearly a Capitalist pipe-dream agenda being pushed by America.

Reject modernity and embrace tradition.

Most important Pro of all: Mohammed can easily get your money if he steals your wallet if carried cash.

Cash will always be the king in Germany.

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@compliantvc Very important PSA!

Otherwise lose the most important market base of EU (15 paid users)

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@welt LFG! 💪

Don’t forget to return before 17:00 (feieranend)
otherwise you would have to stay in orbit until next day for landing in Europe.

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@compliantvc Great initiative Henrick,

Its better than getting a tax invoice for these VAT payments.
That’s why Cash is always king in EU.

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@SaephK34096 @Yaw_nyame35 Wirklich

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@compliantvc That’s why EU isn’t affected by Gas shortage.
We have absolutely beautiful public transport rather

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My friend Jens has recently completed his education at the age of 35.

Still super young and ready to lift his career off.

He has a Bachelor’s and Master’s degree from Universität Bielefeld

He has already lined up an interview as Junior Developer Intern at Deutsche Bahn AG

His salary would be €1800 after taxes

He is going to move to Berlin to live in a shared apartment with 8 other people and will pay €800 for a bed (steal deal in Berlin)

He will still remain with €1000 (plus already added additional benefits such as health insurance etc)

Studying in Germany/Europe is truly rewarding. 35 is still a very young age to start a career.

He is set for his life.

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@compliantvc That’s the dream!
€2500, Free Health Care, Dream Apartment (€1200)
A dream life indeed!

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@compliantvc That is alright
But have you filed the Capital Gains tax on?

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@compliantvc Plus don’t forget following:

€100k: Health Insurance Benefits
€50k: Data privacy benefits

Americans can only dream of this pay scale

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@compliantvc Europe just cannot stop winning in the field of privacy and data protection.
I am tired of all the winning. But it shouldn’t stop.

Founder must be fined €1000 for copyright infringement under Brussels agreement

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@vonderleyen Innovation in the US: AI, Machine Learning
Innvoation in EU: Data regulation and protection

That’s why standard of living is very high in EU