Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽

26 years old, german, he/him, i write

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

💒open this thread for an organised list of all my fanfics and original works🪽💞
🔗ao3: https://t.co/lSjLoQHDpv
🔗p@treon: https://t.co/GzeScV1MPM

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

passed my first two exams which were my most important ones, tomorrow morning ill have to face statistics 1 which is famously hard at my university and i am just so tired and emotionally exhausted i just want to sleep and write abt shane hollanders boypussy im going to cry

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

How can you be late in life, when it’s your life

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

so excited to have bought this ugly little rat (i love her)

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

no front but i lowkey dont like these fics in which shane meets sasha and the two of them dont like each other i want these bitches scissoring while ilya watches

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

wenn ich das nicht hab bis ende herbst dann macht es doch auch alles keinen sinn mehr

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

one like and ill write the fic

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

hollanov sexually roleplaying the october revolution with ilya acting as a bolshewik and shane as a royalist son who whores out his hole to be allowed to live ilya cant take ot seriously but shane takes it VERY seriously

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

@rubrifolia_ have you given up yet

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

Ильяблоко!!🍎

[em ⋆˚꩜｡ @hudiscorrie]

ilyapple !!🍎

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

devestation

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

TONIGHT I AM AN ENGLISHMAN

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

TONIGHT I AM AN ENGLISHMAN

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

i was so scared before my finance exam that i closed my eyes and imagined hudcon making out in front of a giant blooming lotus flower with some sparkling waterfalls and rainbows in the background to calm myself

[blue 🧸 @cl16lws]

#hollanov

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

man i sure wonder why the Lord continues to give me his toughest battles... anyways, let me search comfort in and pray to my beloved saint, the archangel michael

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

i get my results at midnight ill stay up just for fun i completely improvised this thing i was too lazy to look into my notes its too damn hot

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

MY STATISTICS MOCK EXAM DUE IN 90 MINUTES I TOTALLY FORGOR

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

and what if these two little actor boys were on that hockey show set fucking in front of the camera for real bc they thought five ppl would watch it and now they cant do it in season two bc yall are crazy and they all just freak out on set bc they cant replicate the magic

[Kain Laurent 🪷🚬🪽 @eurotrashbf]

about to spend 360€ for very important reasons

[cakes @budihurdd]

they are not serious people