Eustace Winner bot

automated quotes from the best prosecutor, eustace winner, aka sebastian debeste !! includes official and fantrans quotes :) made with @GimmickBots

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IT'S WINNING TIIIIIIME!!!

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

Heh heh. You couldn’t even DREAM of being like my dad!

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Whoever did this will live to regret it! I’ll show them wh– EEEEK!

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What the heck are you doing, Gavèlle!? You can’t just accuse my dad!

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

*sniffle* Why are you ignoring me? Is this some game of yours? Are you trying to make me feel even worse!?

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

Alright, uh… Celsius… What are you doing here?

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Without proper grounds, it’s… it’s… deformation!

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Well, it won’t work! Because I’m the world champion of not getting confused! So there!

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Well, if there’s only one side to be on, then it has to be on the winning--AAAAGH!!!

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

I DO mind, actually! And I’m not going anywhere! You’ll just have to go around me!

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

Go to it, Gavèlle! Put Edgeworth out of, uh…

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

What the heck are you doing, Gavèlle!? You can’t just accuse my dad!

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

And then I heard this… *sniffle* this… tinkling sound…

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

Yeah, she really let some juicy info slip there… right? …She did, right?

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With a winning smile and the number one name in the business it is I – Prosecutor Eustace Winner!

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Yeah, that. Tons of crushing remorse. So she confessed.

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My dad always said that clothes make you a man. But… I'm no man…

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

I did everything you told me to! I worked like crazy, and graduated top of my class!

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I guess it can't be helped. If you want to take on The Best, you will fall like the rest!

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

Hey, are you gonna give us a sensible answer sometime this century?

[Eustace Winner bot @eustacewinning]

EEEEEK! D-Don’t scare me like that!