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wut r u doin in my swamp 🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙

[ev @ev_nich]

Sometimes doing the right thing feels really shitty. Do it anyways.

[ev @ev_nich]

MY TREADMILL WAS FINALLY DELIVERED. and I got a spray tan membership. Take that depression.

[Cleopatra 🪷 ✞ @amandaperera]

When someone is gentle, soft & respects you consistently, that’s when your nervous system starts healing. That’s why some women (and men) have that special glow when they’re being loved right in a relationship. It’s not the love, it’s not the good sex. It’s the emotional safety

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

I AM SO LUCKY AND EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT FOR ME 🦋🦋🦋

[gill @contactabrother]

Ur boyfriend should also be ur chew toy

[ev @ev_nich]

I’m not gonna say I told u so. I’m just gonna say I’m rarely wrong and now we both know that 🤣😇

[ev @ev_nich]

Hanks answer to our couples app (Paired) question 🥺🥹😭 if ur in a relationship and don’t have this app, HIGHLY recommend

[ev @ev_nich]

The only thing getting me through my week with all my clients is the private jet I’m taking to Miami on Friday.

[ev @ev_nich]

Don’t get me wrong I love to travel, but I miss my cat & dog sm rn 😭😭

[ev @ev_nich]

Me to hank after one shot of tequila: “ok so are you proposing next summer or the one after???”

[ev @ev_nich]

@idevin66 U right. Lemme call my bill collectors & let em know.

[ev @ev_nich]

Bullshitted my way into a $35/hr position today & all I can say is it’s abt damn time.

[ev @ev_nich]

When u live on 35 acres in Montana & can hunt in your own yard and drop a buck like this >>>

[ev @ev_nich]

He used the wrong ur but I love my supportive ginger man sm. Working for myself is the best decision I’ve ever made & the fact that I have support like this every step of the way makes me beyond grateful ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🧸💋🥰

[ev @ev_nich]

@idevin66 if I do cheat ur first in line

[ev @ev_nich]

Me to myself: God damn that’s a lucky ass bitch.

[ev @ev_nich]

Not a bad week in DC. ❤️