Evan Schwartz

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you

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@espn @DanGrazianoESPN It’s “Etienne”…

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@PolymarketBlitz Drew Allar (grew up a Browns fan) resizes a Steelers hat, the NFL team who just drafted him.*

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@AdamSchein Thanks for the heads up!

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@KazunguMireille Guy grew all of those crops, but not one single blade of grass.

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@cnnbrk Could someone illustrate this news to me behind some video game clips?

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@Liberty_Ballers

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@Acyn Ok. So your message to Americans with similar learning disabilities is, what?

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@AdamSchein @MadDogRadio How awkward!

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@SportsRadioWIP @Ike58Reese To see this as… tampering?

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@AdamSchein Isn’t the lottery a kind of tanking deterrent?

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@AdamSchefter Grammar

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@LGUS how the hell did you guys release this new version of the LG remote without volume control? Or other basic functions? You guys are so clueless it hurts.

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@foofighters @TheLAMission @hopethemission Great show!

I tried visiting every merch stand to find the UFO tee in size L. No such luck. If the team is able to find one, please shoot me a DM!

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@OnwardState @PennStateFball

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@RapSheet Endless.

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@MadDogRadio @AdamSchein Curt Cignetti

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@SportsCenter I can’t read lips. What’s he saying?

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@TMZ_Sports https://t.co/iwczw9SA58

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Cam Newton said, “It’s time for me to look myself in the mirror” wearing this 😂😂 #CamNewton

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@BSDtweet @coachjfranklin “VMI! VMI! VMI! 1-0.” -CJF

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@Rivals @SWiltfong_ @TheDoreReport @GregSmithRivals @GregPickel @PennStateOn3 @CharlesPower @CodyBellaire @samspiegs @adamgorney Gee, I wonder…