Eva

dad + mom = me
I’m really funny and super cool
NYC / Milano
@cresciutoitaliano

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Rieccoci qui con il mio Capodanno rant🙏🏻 (ovviamente vale solo per il northern hemisphere, also if your birthday is in January/february/march im sorry we’ll figure something out)

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Nothing makes me feel better than winter😍😍 le giornate corte, il freddo e il buio give me so much life🤩❤️

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Situationships are universal e “il malessere” is a fundamental part of italian culture 🤌🏻🥀
Thank you to @ for allowing me to teach your students a very important concept🙏🏻

Ps una studentessa di Harvard told me that the female version is “la males...

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

WHAT LIKE ITS HARD💋💋💋
These past 48 hours have been crazy idek what is going on anymore ma SONO TROPPO FELICE E GRATEFUL E FULFILLED OH MY GOD😭😭
I have so much more stuff to post its coming ve lo giuro devo ripigliarmi e mettere tutto insieme - liter...

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

EVA GOES BACK TO SCHOOL🎓🥹

IM SO EXCITED TO TELL YOU CHE CI VEDIAMO ON CAMPUS:
- Harvard University: giovedì 13 Nov. at 3:30pm
- Boston College: venerdì 14 Nov. at 1pm

CI VEDIAMO ON ZOOM:
- University of Rochester: martedì 11 Nov. at 3:30pm

Se sei ...

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Choose ur fighter

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Wearing my CUNTRY💋

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

The BOOTOMETER™️ and the CUNTOMETER are 2 different scales. Per esempio Jujuy è un 10 on the cuntometer ma un 4 on the bootometer.
Please fatemi sapere if you agree with my votes and ranking system
P.s. did you notice Zara is wearing Italy boots?

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Name ONE single country that even comes close👢👢👢

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

He is not de onli ting det is risen😏
Send dis tu samuan iu lav❤️

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Anyone else having an existential crisis?????
Started the day crying, then e i loro fiori + a dog che si chiama CAMILLO mi hanno svoltato la giornata🥲🩷

((Also il bacio con )))

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

How do you say “clock it” in italiano???
Thank you for being supportive of my cringe but, most importantly, for starring in a new rom com based in Italy.
You, Me & Tuscany, April 10th💋

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Not your average airport arrival 🏀✨

Red carpet, Olympic sunglasses, and unexpected questions from Italian diva welcoming basketball legend and three-time Olympian Pau Gasol to 🇮🇹🔥

Who else would you love to see show up at the Winter Olympic Games...

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

An Italian-style welcome! 🇮🇹🤌

Athletes got the full Italian treatment with a fun welcome from Italian diva ✨

Positive energy, unexpected questions, and plenty of personality as she welcomes athletes to !

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

TAGGA NEI COMMENTI

Una canzone dedicata all’ADHD by 🫣💖

Segui tutte le sere su Radio DEEJAY, su Deejay TV, Youtube e ovunque. Riascolta le puntate anche su l’app di e su Spotify.

La gang ti aspetta dalle 21 alle 22.30 dal Lunedi al Venerdi. Ah ...

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

I know it’s so overwhelming to be online right now with all this horrific info but here are some concrete ways to help or be helped:

I’ll put them in my bio as well so you can click them directly from there.

Please comment anything that can be ...

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Sanremo 2026, she’s coming! 😎

Vi presentiamo la nostra social host ! Creator bilingue e star di TikTok, conosciuta come WhosthisdEVA, è pronta a farvi ridere e sorprendere con interviste divertenti, curiosità esclusive e primi racconti dal Festival....

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

ant🙏🏻 (ovviamente vale solo per il northern hemisphere, also if your birthday is in January/february/march im sorry we’ll figure something out)

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Nothing makes me feel better than winter😍😍 le giornate corte, il freddo e il buio give me so much life🤩❤️

[Eva @eva_calvanioo67]

Situationships are universal e “il malessere” is a fundamental part of italian culture 🤌🏻🥀
Thank you to @ for allowing me to teach your students a very important concept🙏🏻

Ps una studentessa di Harvard told me that the female version is “la males...