eva (taylor’s version)

you can’t get the clout if you don’t chase it

[eva (taylor’s version) @eva_chimmy]

yikes

[Sarah Axelrath MD @DrSarahAxelrath]

Pros and cons of neighborhood fireworks:

Cons:
-Upsets every dog in a 10 block radius
-Keeps neighbors awake
-Frightens people with PTSD, anxiety
-Risk of fires
-Risk of injuries (you and others)
-Risk of property damage (yours and others)
-Worsens air quality

[Benson @Miggysbat]

Don’t worry Piston fans, at least we have the Tigers.

[db @DBillius]

life after accepting your favorite team lost in the playoffs

[nick @nick__xo]

i sat through a 14 win season nothing can hurt me anymore

[Peach - CPT @msupeach]

Watching your team get assed in a game 7

[audri🪕 @oddtreebanjo]

my nervous system cant tell the difference between being held at gunpoint and watching my team play playoff basketball

[Curtis Lewis III @curtislewisIII]

Detroit, I’m doing whatever I can for our beloved pistons. #TheWaterboard2

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

JB Bickerstaff on Game 4 officiating:

"It's unacceptable ... ever since we came to Cleveland, the whistle has changed. You know, there's no way that one guy on their team shoots more free throws than our team."

Donovan Mitchell FTA - 15
Pistons FTA - 12

[. @shittymagazines]

she ate lmao I am so gagged

[💿 @jdbswag86]

i’ll be honest: i like some of her songs and think they’re great. but the way in which she’s transformed over these last 3 years is despicable, and the writing on the last album along with the production are unlistenable.

[ESPN @espn]

THE PISTONS COME BACK FROM A 3-1 DEFICIT TO ADVANCE 🔥

Detroit gets it done in Game 7 for their first playoff series win since 2008!

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

DEEEEEEEETROIT BAAAAASSKETBALLLLLLL

[Parlay Pimpin’ 🦋 @KaylaAndrettii]

Being a fan of Detroit sports teams will take years off your life man lmao

[jess ⋆˙⟡ @jesssickofangst]

SEE HE GETS IT.

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

My happiness for the rest of the week relies on the success of the Pistons. Pray for them.

[Cassius Winston @CassiusW71017]

Pistons losing as #1 seed
Lions losing as #1 seed
Wings choke 85% playoff odds
Tigers blow 15 gm divison lead
What did I do to deserve this

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay