Eva Bland

[Ideas & thoughts my own not employers] Graduated @unc_matc working @safestates Interested in building injury & violence prevention through technology 🤓🐢

[Eva Bland @evabland]

People are so mad about having to wear face masks LOL

[Eva Bland @evabland]

@canva and @Grammarly - I love you both so much. But I can't begin to tell you how annoying it is when the Grammarly icon covers my text in Canva making it impossible for me to edit it myself. Why can't I move the icon around like MS word?

Love,
Addicted to Presentations

[Eva Bland @evabland]

Also, the audacity of Urban Outfitters to sell "vintage 4th of July apparel" which is very obviously, Old Navy stuff circa 2002.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

I do not appreciate the early 2000s being referred to as "vintage."

[Eva Bland @evabland]

Like, I still have that "vintage" shirt you are selling in my closet.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

Does anyone else's brain just pop "Came-ron D. and Destiny. Charlie's Angels. Come on." into their heads on a regular basis?

[Eva Bland @evabland]

@wunc Pickled Shrimp! 🦐 Down on the coast we buy shrimp by the pound, de-head, peel, boil, and pickle for holiday appetizers.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

If the last two years have taught me anything- it's to always buy ticket insurance.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

I've decided that life is too short to not eat cereal.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

This hits @MajorTheBull

[Eva Bland @evabland]

When giving zoom presentations, do you ever find yourself thinking "What am I actually saying, what does this actually mean" while words are coming out of your mouth?

Because I don't think I've ever had a zoom meeting when those thoughts didn't cross my mind.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

I have been trying SO HARD to not read the explanation of what's happening on Wall Street. Because- I know there is some man out there that is DYING to explain it to me.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

Even the theme music to Up! makes me depressed.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

1 of Biden's Executive Actions: "Direct every federal agency to undertake a baseline review of the state of equity within their agency and deliver an action plan within 200 days to address unequal barriers to opportunity in agency policies and programs" Bring on the reviews Joe!

[Eva Bland @evabland]

The political drama I need- the political drama I want.

But are they more Jess Simms or Cody Rigsby riders!?
#PelotonGate

[Jaclyn Reiss @JaclynReiss]

"A person close to the president-elect said that Mr. Biden and his wife, Jill Biden, engage in regular morning negotiations over who gets to ride [their Peloton] first." https://t.co/bKgtWur08B

[Eva Bland @evabland]

Dry January would be a lot easier if you could drink.

[Eva Bland @evabland]

One more dawn, one more day, ONE DAY MORE!!! #ByeDon

[DPAC Presented by First Horizon @DPAC]

We're taking our poster giveaway **virtual** this year.

Starting this evening, we'll be sharing one poster every day that you can tweet reply to for a chance to win it.

We'll be giving away one-of-a-kind Hatch Show Print posters, signed show posters, and more!

[Eva Bland @evabland]

@raylab So much for Dry January! That lasted 2 days!

[Eva Bland @evabland]

They are repairing a roof on the house next door. The sounds of the nails being shot ... REALLY not helping my anxiety right now

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me old-fashioned, but when armed insurgents breach the Capitol building at the request of a president, I'd call it an attempted coup.