Eva Braniff

36. Married. 2 kids. I love avocados. Sometimes my son talks in his sleep.i have cute dogs. Training for my first half marathon.

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@Walmart this truck driver is a hazard to EVERYONE around him. He almost hit us TWICE, I witnessed him merging nearly into a van in front of us and he is driving recklessly above the speed limit. No number to call so maybe this will reach you.

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@theelderemox It was wild. We got ours for 145 👍🏼👍🏼

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We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@DisneyFoodBlog Boathouse

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

Set boundaries with your kids (and teach them to do this as well) and don’t tiptoe around them. Do this EARLY. You’ll thank me in a few years. I promise.

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@redbubble I have a huge issue with my order received today damaged and horrible quality. Your customer service phone number goes to a full voicemail and I can’t get anyone on your live chat. Maybe seeing this you’ll get back to me. Here’s two photos of how my order was shipped

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@DisneyFoodBlog Chapek. It counts and he needs to go.

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

Sorry, I can’t. My kid has practice.

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@SeonaidAngel So sweet

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

To my 10 year old:

“Hey Daniel did you know @netflix used to be a rent by mail DVD subscription? And they wouldn’t send a new one until you sent yours back!”

Him: 😦 “that’s not at all convenient”

#gettingold

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

I got a bike.
I don’t know how to ride a bike.
Thankful for our wahoo trainer.
@iamspecialized @wahoofitness

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@growwithlaura We gave the kids a choice. They wanted a finger foods dinner and Halloween movies tonight instead of trick or treating. 🎃👻

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

Who’s in?? #planksgiving #workout #planks

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@FromMinivan I did this a lot during quarantine. Apparently penguin pjs are a total embarrassment 🐧

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

Definitely took this for granted. #soccermom #soccer

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

Add this to the list of things I never thought I would buy. Daniel has decided to do band, and decided on the clarinet. Thankful for the rental agreement program, and super thankful that he loves music so much. Here’s to a new chapter in motherhood.  #band

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

@DisneyFoodBlog Oh so pretty

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

What does it mean that your child babbles about @Roblox in their sleep? 😂 Maybe he plays too much? #inquiringminds

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

Well. My daughter wore a slip as a skirt to school... how’s your week going? #momlife

[Eva Braniff @evabraniff]

A 5K along the Chicago river was a great way to start our anniversary yesterday #running #5k #Chicago