eva

a birthday cake come to life

[eva @evacidal]

Starting a thread of random questions I ask myself

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

men will openly say things like this and then call every rape victim a liar

[‎⊹˙⋆ Mermaid Goblin ⋆˙⊹ @imsotired90]

Exactly

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Well done here by @ossoff

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

All-time classic sentence.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Huge Chud Statue of Muad’Dib @muaddibstyle]

Paul discovering he’s a Harkonnen

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

That part of the summer wherein you become spectral and everything is impermanent

[eva @evacidal]

Gus. Gussie. Goosie. Ooni. Looney Toon. Tooni. Tunisia.

[jude @wishfu1l]

baby give this season an emmy immediately im deadass

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

I was an extremely guilty child, constantly wracked with shame. I'm happy to report that this trait has not translated to my daughter, who just fumbled a large watermelon, watched it explode on the ground, and declared "oh well, it was heavy."

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

is this bad?

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[brother of a goliath fan @poetrysecrets]

i can tell i've been affected by the decadent society i live in because i now consider the double stuf to be the main oreo

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Haven’t seen her once on my timeline today, need to correct that

[shanifest it @lieslvondutch]

My dad just tried to order me a drink and goes “she’ll have an adderall spritz”

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I doubt many people are going to read the 55-page report "From Vanity to Insanity: How the White House Cheated the American People Out of Their 250th Birthday" put together by Democratic staff of the House Natural Resources Committee so here's how it ends

[eva @evacidal]

Add another zero and then I’ll be impressed

[Jo Ling Kent @jolingkent]

News: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26 million to 20 charities across the country this week, per Swift’s longtime publicist Tree Paine.

9 of them are in New York.

If you’re asking why $26 million? My thought… 13 is Taylor’s lucky number and 13 x 2 =26…

[eva @evacidal]

@News4SA La Fonda on Main!

[ami ☆ @dudcentral]

trinity speaking like a true young ho and bryce speaking like a suicidal 30 year old