Eva

Flirting with the hustle $

[Eva @evadenisee]

… and i was wearing my sparkly ones today, he woulda gotta chanclada with a little razzle dazzle talking to me like that….left him with Sparkly little teeth 🦷 😂 lol jk kinda

[Eva @evadenisee]

Today i saw some bratty kid and his grandma (i assume) walking out of the mall and the grandma was talking to the kid normal and he was just all “shut up, shut up, shut up” i looked at her 👀(she kinda got embarrassed) but i told her “do you need to borrow my chancla 🩴” …

[Eva @evadenisee]

@girlmomtobe Honestly I’m the type of friend who will show up with a Costco box of hamburger Pattys and tell the group to bring their dishes accordingly. 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe that’s just me though

[Eva @evadenisee]

I might be a 6 in real life but I’m a solid 10 at El Super 💁🏻‍♀️

[Eva @evadenisee]

@OvOBrezzzy D👏🏽I👏🏽A👏🏽P👏🏽E👏🏽R …. IDC this unsanitary and inconsiderate

[Lil Baby @whamcbfw4]

Unfuccwitable ‼️

[Eva @evadenisee]

NM finally lifted the mask mandate and i cannot tell you how nice it is to smile at people again instead of hitting everyone with that cholo head nod

[Eva @evadenisee]

I really wish I could wear grey leggings to the gym, but the way my sweat glands are set up…

[Eva @evadenisee]

The universe always has a way of putting people in their place

Make sure you’re setting yourself up for a good spot

[Eva @evadenisee]

Don’t be out here acting like a little dick

Nobody likes a little dick, I promise!

[Eva @evadenisee]

After a little lovers quarrel, my boyfriend says;
“I’ve changed 98% since we’ve been together” ... 😂

I respect his honesty lmao i can’t even be mad at that lol

[Eva @evadenisee]

If I’ve ever disturbed your peace, I’m sorry.

If you’ve ever disturbed mine, i forgive you

🕉💙💚☮️💛🧡☯️💜❤️✝️

[Eva @evadenisee]

Who cares if you’re cute, can you provide me with peace and stability?!

[Eva @evadenisee]

I see people snapchatting driving and fist bumping all at the same time... like where do you guys do get your alignments done at???

[Eva @evadenisee]

@Carlitah22 😂💗

[Eva @evadenisee]

@beemontano Oh good i thought it was just me! Then i saw a homeless man with his skinny dog after that, man i was an emotional wreck today!!

😂😂

[Eva @evadenisee]

OMG I’m really sitting in the nail shop trying not to cry watching this Movie Wonder ❤️😭🍿🎥💅🏼

[Eva @evadenisee]

@GabaldonRodney Rodney!!! Of course i remember you! What a pleasure to hear from you 🙂How are you?!

[Eva @evadenisee]

Have you ever been so loved/in love you can barely believe it? ❤️