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BET, VH1 📺 BuzzFeed, Sirius XM✨Comedian/Producer/Writer✨BROOKLYN, NY🗽✨Mascara & Spliffs Comedy Show

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Attention Los Angeles Comedians!:

I’ll be in ya city April 10-15. If you have a weekly/monthly show that falls within those date, I’d love to come do a set!

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If a man doesn’t like my dog, he will never have access to my “cat”.

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I said this in my IG stories and it’s going crazy 🤣🤣🤣

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Serena Williams really left her white man at home, to Crip walk to a diss track about her ex… I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

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The Illuminati: Eva, we’d like you to join us. You will have to sacrifice some family members.

Me: I’m a child of God, so respectfully I’ll pass on joining. However, here’s a list of family members yall can still get rid of for me.

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It is Hispanic Heritage month. I would like to personally send my love to the forgotten ppl of Hispanic heritage. The Afro Latinos. The Black ppl who no one believes them when they say they’re Latino/a. The Black ppl who get stares of disbelief, when they speak Spanish fluently.

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In 2018, I gave a fellow female comedian some advice. Her & her followers called me a hater. 2 weeks ago, she reached out to apologize and let me know that my advice was in fact correct & helpful. I really appreciated that.

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This is actual audio of my vagina, during ovulation. She has a mind of her own 😂😂😂

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THANK YALL!!!! 🥹🥹🥹 God sent me here to spread laughter and I am walking in my purpose 🙏🏽 Please continue to share and be sure to watch the full set on YouTube. Can’t thank @donttellcomedy for this opportunity! #pride #gaypride #pridemonth #comedy #standup #viral

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@DoctorJonPaul @PortiaNoir Thank you for your support! Follow me on the gram @evaevanscomedy

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@DoctorJonPaul Thank you for y’all support!!!! Follow me on the gram @evaevanscomedy

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Thank you for your support!

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@SomaKazima Thanks for the support!!! Follow me on the gram @evaevanscomedy

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Hey, thanks for the support!!! Follow me on the gram @evaevanscomedy

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Verdict?!

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Today is my Easter Sunday 🙏🏽💨💨

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I deadass be rolling spliffs during zoom meetings. Turn my camera off for the licking part 😂😂😂

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I’ve done the research and collected the data. There is absolutely NOTHING sexier than Black men in their 40’s.

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So apparently, I’m the only person in the entire borough of Brooklyn, that actually picks up their dog’s doodoo

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I got my own crib, own car, college degree, good job, no kids… I’m exactly the type of man these bitches wish they could date 🤣🤣🤣

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After 3 years of doing amazing work together, my therapist quit bcuz her modeling career took off. I was devastated. That’s what I get for pouring my heart into a beautiful woman. Now I know how heterosexual men & lesbians feel after a breakup 😂😂😂