eva

[eva @evafeinn]

let’s normalize staring at strangers

[eva @evafeinn]

the only thing stopping me from becoming an alcoholic is the tummy aches i get

[eva @evafeinn]

no better feeling than cracking my entire body before getting into bed

[eva @evafeinn]

someone explaining how to play a card game to me for the first time makes me want to hurt myself

[eva @evafeinn]

@thiccboygambino entering my gaming era (all i play is fortnite)

[eva @evafeinn]

dream night: a glass of wine, backshots, & minecraft

[eva @evafeinn]

@PaulCappuzzo you love a good run on sentence

[eva @evafeinn]

commas hate to see me coming

[eva @evafeinn]

psilocybin is my God

[eva @evafeinn]

@ohheckerman 2:38

[eva @evafeinn]

my addiction to sudoku should be studied

[eva @evafeinn]

@ohheckerman duh

[eva @evafeinn]

girls who don’t put makeup on their forehead unite

[eva @evafeinn]

my drafts are such a scary place

[eva @evafeinn]

fomo is my biggest enemy

[eva @evafeinn]

in another life i’d be an octopus

[eva @evafeinn]

how can i make this election about Me right now

[eva @evafeinn]

my dream song to hear in the club is axel f by crazy frog

[eva @evafeinn]

i love a24 films with all my being

[eva @evafeinn]

one thing about me is i’m gonna use “&”