eva janine

[eva janine @evajdumont]

My coworker looked me in the face tonight and told me he was born in 2008 but you know what, that was my bad for asking honestly

[eva janine @evajdumont]

as someone who perpetually refuses to pick, it's a big deal when i say i think elohim by @TommyPrine might be my favorite song of all time.

[eva janine @evajdumont]

new glasses? ✅ sneezing every 30 seconds and fighting for my life? ✅

[eva janine @evajdumont]

@SpotifyCares @Spotify please fix this horrendous update, I don't care that the disco ball is ugly, that's fine, but all the song info is jumbled in CarPlay and it's so annoying, please I'm begging

[eva janine @evajdumont]

@JohnGallagherJr releases mitsuko and suddenly i believe in love????

[eva janine @evajdumont]

mitsuko by john gallagher jr, that's it that's the tweet

[eva janine @evajdumont]

mitsuko by john gallagher jr, that's it that's the tweet

[eva janine @evajdumont]

some company hocking viagra somehow got my number and i've not known peace since, why are you calling me from assorted unknown numbers at 8am on a Wednesday?

[eva janine @evajdumont]

what do you call it when you see a tiktok of an older-looking adam duritz singing accidentally in love and you immediately start crying for no discernible reason????

[eva janine @evajdumont]

thomas was trying to show everyone his new pokemon cards at work and caesar immediately goes "no thanks, i'm not really into pokemon, i had sex in high school"

[eva janine @evajdumont]

that new holly humberstone song is going triple platinum in my house rn. gonna give bird legged ho a run for its money as my top song of '26

[eva janine @evajdumont]

bird legged ho def gonna be one of my top songs of '26

[eva janine @evajdumont]

i fear this whole time i've been thinking VE Schwab and VC Andrews were the same person

[eva janine @evajdumont]

I hate being sick but I love cough drops

[eva janine @evajdumont]

Ruston Kelly got knocked out of my top artist spot for the first time in like at least 3-4 years by Paul Simon and idk how to process that

[eva janine @evajdumont]

"Not only is Eva my 13th reason...... she's ALL the reasons" - my coworker to me

[eva janine @evajdumont]

nothing humbles you quite like the salon mirror at 10am on a Saturday morning

[eva janine @evajdumont]

is it Friday yet bc @RustonKelly got me walking around like "yEaH sUrE bE aN eXpErT" for the last day and a half

[eva janine @evajdumont]

me, taking two extra strength Tylenol while watching the Tylenol murders doc on Netflix: idk how Tylenol recovered from this.....

[eva janine @evajdumont]

One thing about me is that either I view your story 6 seconds after you posted it, or not at all. There is never ANY inbetween

[eva janine @evajdumont]

I really really really really miss Nashville