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[✨ @evakeanexo]

@askryanair can you reply to my dm?

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

🚨🚨 #BREAKING

Cabinet plans to scrap most restrictions from tomorrow.

👩‍🎨 Towns and urban areas to be painted red

👩‍🦰 Hair to be let down

🌱 Mandatory sowing of wild oats to take place across the weekend

🛢 Barrels of laughs to be distributed

🐳 Whale of a time to be had

[✨ @evakeanexo]

@plane778 @JFKbutJFGAY 👀😂

[✨ @evakeanexo]

@KrisJennerTD @MTaylorClare

[marianne eloise @marianne_eloise]

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

[Harry’s Baked @HarryR]

The “Leave Britney alone” dude was right all along. History will look kindly upon him.

[laur @lauren_quigleyy]

This lockdown has unlocked a new level of depression in me this time. I can’t even hold a conversation with anyone, I’m so negative all the time and feel like I’ve completely lost my personality. Someone please wake me up when this is all over

[*abz @AbzChance]

fuck offffffff, i’ve just seen a tiktok saying ‘i always feel like when i meet people they have a bigger impact on me than i do to them’ i have NEVER felt anything more woah that’s rlly hit me

[Brittany Mitchell @mitchell19britt]

So hard to try stay positive and not listen to your thoughts when your literally living the same day over and over again

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.

Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Seen any good movies lately?

[✨ @evakeanexo]

@Lauras_Views He tried to do it to my cousin a few years later but I somehow saved her!😅

[✨ @evakeanexo]

@Lauras_Views Granda sat me down on Christmas morning, just before opening presents...Told me he had something to tell me, and then did so.. I was already in 1st year of secondary school so knew😂 Would’ve been some way to find out if I hadn’t known 😅

[✨ @evakeanexo]

@MTaylorClare @CRAFTYNAGGlN @KrisJennerTD I’d watch that x

[✨ @evakeanexo]

@CRAFTYNAGGlN @KrisJennerTD @MTaylorClare

[✨ @evakeanexo]

@ciara6yeloroad @Shizzabbe44 v excited to be rich next week x

[Daniel Sloss @GoodbyeEl0n]

Open to suggestions

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Yesterday by the Beatles is a pretty solid song. Read the first word of my last 126 tweets.