Ernesto Valderrama

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[Ernesto Valderrama @evalderrama55]

Your wcw is at a party getting liquor pourded in her mouth by a drug dealer while youre at home texting her "be safe and have fun. Text me in the morning (:"

[Sean O'Donnell @TheSeanODonnell]

I need a solid 5 hours in the morning before anyone thinks it’s okay to talk to me

[zel @denzeldion]

DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018
DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018
DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018
DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018
DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018
DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018
DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018
DROP UNSUPPORTIVE FRIENDS 2018

[RiceGum @RiceGum]

IT’S WEIRD HOW EVERYONE SLEEPS DIFFERENTLY, like i sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, and y’all sleep on me

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Can't believe Charles Manson died before Trump could give him a cabinet position

[David Rabil @D_Rabes]

Scariest part of Halloweekend is wakin up Sunday in a haze w 5 papers 4 quizzes 3 essays 2 exams & a partridge in a pear tree comin your way

[Jorgey @therealjorgey]

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about dropping out.... I would have enough money to pay for school

[Netflix @netflix]

“Are you still watching"

First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough

[Ernesto Valderrama @evalderrama55]

What the fuck is this shit. https://t.co/3dYzQiXd9S

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

Me: *tries to take bite out of a taco*
Taco: https://t.co/7ljncoN3N6