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[nursery bones @evalinsucks]

I'm drunk and I petted a bear tonight. I think that makes up for a college degree. Bitches.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

What a Scorpio does on the beach: Internally cries and screams as always behind a placid expression but this time, next to a red beachball

[nursery bones @evalinsucks]

@_larchellsen Just nonchalantly?

[nursery bones @evalinsucks]

To all the fucks who bitch about minimum wage being so low but can't tip a person making $2.13 an hour 20% https://t.co/hizIIt91te

[Meme Supply @TheMemeSuppIy]

I'll Never Tip After Seeing This💀 https://t.co/XPIs65Mc0s

[helena riley @freshhel]

so it's like uber but instead of rides people come to ur housegive u 1 piece of pepperoni pizza kiss u on the forehead & leave

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i did what was expected of me, which was nothing

[helena riley @freshhel]

thinking about how truly blessed I am to have never gone thru a ukulele phase

[Shoshitney @wetfartpoptart]

At what age do you start saying "congratulations" instead of "oh shit" when your friend tells you they think they're pregnant haha

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

when i tell my therapist i'm gonna make some serious changes in my life but then i come in next week with the exact same problems

[nursery bones @evalinsucks]

Get it girl?

[nursery bones @evalinsucks]

I just took a shot of tequila, chased it with passion fruit la croix, then went back to making my dog his own tiny burger

[helena riley @freshhel]

my fav scientific law is how if u text a man w multiple questions he will only ever respond to one of them

[VICE @VICE]

Good morning. https://t.co/dTErX4744U

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

we are only 17 years into the new millennium and teen vogue is already writing articles about how to survive nuclear war