Evalyn Dickerson

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[Evalyn Dickerson @evalyndickerson]

I just had to spell my name out for the customer service guy on the phone and I couldn’t think of anything for Y so I said Y AS IN YOLO 😫😫😭😭😭

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I was today years old when I learned Mr. A-Z spells out MRAZ as in Jason MRAZ wowwooow I’m in shock

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@marcogrios @Chris_Duke Hahahaha

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Love when to go places ask “and what’s a good name for the order???” Like idk if it’s good but it’s the one I got lol

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why would you ever eat broccoli when you could eat broccolini

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not me reserving pasta water for my Kraft mac n cheese

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@McKenzieESPrice 😬😬😬

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My most toxic trait is that I only pick the fun mail out of the mailbox and leave the rest

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I mostly just wish succession would have a rom com spin off about cousin Greg

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I’m just gonna start chanting MOVE THAT BUS!!! at random things

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it’s stand in front of the heater and contemplate ur life szn

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My dog knows the command “go away” idk what this says about me

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no need to wonder what hell is like I just took a hot pilates class

[Evalyn Dickerson @evalyndickerson]

is everyone else getting paid ads for Benihana or just me???

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my guilty pleasure??? Purposefully leaving all my emptied drink cups in Chris’s car 😝😝😝😝

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do you ever just feel so unknown by your Spotify discover weekly

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@stassmaster Wowowow

[Evalyn Dickerson @evalyndickerson]

If you’d like a free therapy session just go ahead and blast no air by Jordan Sparks in your car alone

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Is being married during a pandemic just texting each other from a separate room all day

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Me to Chris: “how often in Hollywood do you get a man trying to play a supporting role to a woman playing a lead role?”
Chris: *cuts me off and blurts out* LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE