Evan Thomas

aspiring photographer, mac user, racing enthusiast, occasional wearer of pants

[Byron Donalds @ByronDonalds]

Last night Team Canada learned FAFO:

1–They booed our anthem
2–So we get into 3 fights in the first 9sec
3–We then net 3 unanswered goals
4–We blast Free Bird after each goal
5–And we blow them out in their OWN STADIUM
6–AMERICA IS BACK

Congratulations @usahockey on a huge win!

[Evan Thomas @evan164]

@BYUsupersoaker They’re very professional, but this would make a great romcom.

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@MelissaJeanSays This is what I was going for haha

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“I go to the strip club on lunch.”
“That’s where I know you from.”
“You two work together.” #SNL

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Due to his condition #SNL

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I was kind of hoping for a Norm Macdonald ish opening, but still good. The crowd didn’t seem to like it though lol #SNL

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My niece has Down syndrome…I thought that would get a laugh lol #SNL #shanegillis

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This is the first SNL I’ve watched in years #SNL #shanegillis

[Ryan Mossor @DynastyCLE]

I usually don't really care about SNL. But I'm so excited to watch it tonight with Shane Gillis hosting!

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True detective is kind of a bummer so far…

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Shouldn’t we all be dead?

[Adam B. Coleman, Proud Father & Imperfect Man @wrong_speak]

Arizona Residents: "Hold my beer"

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@JTaylorForeman That’s a great shot. I’m sorry to hear about Mr. Buddy

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@JamesPumphrey, is everything okay?

[LA State Police @LAStatePolice]

**Severe Weather Advisory**

There is the potential for severe weather for later today. Stay tuned to local weather forecasts and alerts. If you must travel, remain vigilant and exercise caution. Slow your speed, increase following distance, and wear your seat belt.

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@sshaynell @elonmusk Bro @elonmusk

[FIGHT KNIGHT @Sorcerobe]

@nuekerk What a great prompt. Here are a few I was able to get

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Knights of Columbus would raise money for you but they weren’t gonna sugarcoat it.