Evan Geiger

Keep Your Hopes Up High and Your Head Down Low

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

If you want something you have never had you must do something you have never done

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

This qb is so ass.

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

Who needs an alarm when your puppy washes you up at 630 every morning

[NFL @NFL]

The @Titans are bringing back the Oiler blue uniforms this season. 👀

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

I just want to know why my Apple Music recommends/autoplays you proof by Morgan wallen right after S.M.O by NLE choppa

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

The older I get the more I don’t wanna go out.

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

Oh Clovis you have given me every reason to not move back

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

It is so hot in my buddy’s palace I’m staying at I may just sleep on the patio

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

It’s a good day for flower shops

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

My connecting flight is currently boarding while I’m still sitting on my first flight because some lady wanted to throw a temper tantrum, this is fun🙃

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

Unstable tattooed women have my heart

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

I can’t dance at all, but when “no hands”comes on you won’t find me anywhere but the dance floor

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

Being the dj at a dive bar has to much pressure… it’s koe wetzel and pop punk vibes till we go home

[toxic king @toxicking]

Stop blocking your parents on social media, let them see the Hoe they raised

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

My PR guy wanted me to go buy my album on release day… Somehow I knew that wasn’t going to go well.

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@GKuhlenschmidt

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

What’s the powerhouse of the cell? Chris: “cellulite! That’s how I like my women”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this is me every time 😭

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

I need a kid I’m tired of taking care/being the dad of all these drunk friends

[Evan Geiger @evan_geiger]

Listening to Digital Druglord in 2023, definitely giving me nostalgia

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Wishing this on all couples February 14th