Evan

nature is cool

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@AlbertBreer Hopkins game winner over 3 defenders

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My brains only output is an imagined medley of all the NFL broadcast intro themes

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@ClutchPointsApp Why are there coins?

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After two weeks of PT school I can say I know the extensor digitorum like the back of my hand

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Gas prices starting to look like some 40yd times

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@PabloIglesiasTV $4.24 in Peoria

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@IsiahSm42300782 @WilllAkaCoolKid

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@jwquick Does Billups plan to keep CJ and Dame mostly together for their minutes or have some stretches where there is only one of them on the court?

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Social experiment: How much coffee can I drink today?

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@built_toconquer @FantasyPros You could have just tagged me bro

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@NolBul No love for Denver 😴

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@NolBul @BUrlacher54 Champ Bailey

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I don’t go out of my way to get pizza. Because the truth is. The pizza always finds me

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Not sure I can say I had a hot girl summer, but I still had fun

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I hate having to explain why I would be good at something or deserve something. I just want them to trust that I’m GOATed

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Sometimes I wish I could livestream my inner dialogue

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@IcarusPanda Thx

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@PabloIglesiasTV When the prof has a final exam and a final project

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I’ve stopped matching my socks when I do laundry, because finding socks that match in the morning is such a good victory to start my day

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I used to occasionally wear flip-flops to class when the weather was nice, but for some reason it feels wrong to do in a pandemic