Evan Mather

He/him. Master of Library Science, Dungeons, and little else. Advocate for teens. All opinions mine, except the ones I steal from smarter folks.

[Ben Tietje still tweets 🐦 @Tietje]

“Do you have a flavor?”

La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

@DasaniWThaDrip Godfather Part 2

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

Best new watches, May 2024:

Perfect Blue (Kon, 1997) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Insider (Mann, 1999) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Civil War (Garland, 2024) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (Miller, 2024) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Noon Whistle Brewing @noonwhistlebrew]

Prepare yourself for a once-in-a-lifetime experience because starting today, we're thrilled to unveil our exclusive locally harvested Cicada-Infused Malört at Lombard Brewpub!

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

Me, as a cicada: Guys we all have to stop talking at the same time.

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

This duck is super freaked out that the snail’s shell is backwards.

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

Rear Window is such a great film. My neighbour across the street watches it all the time.

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

@notprincessjaz @violetbfox It’s not what I consider - it’s you. Grab the candy you think is most likely to have a preferable outcome

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

There is a new fruit-flavored candy you haven’t tried, but know the colors conform to the standard flavor assignments.

Which is most likely to be good/least likely to be bad?

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

u cant bake anymore. because of woke

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

@ANeonGreenCity @Mysisila Yes, but what about a super-reverse class action hyper lawsuit, hmmmmmmmm?

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Teenagers are actually very well behaved for people who just learned everything's bullshit

[Lee Mordechai @LeeMordechai]

1/ I’m an Israeli academic. My community is too silent about the ongoing war in Gaza. Here is how I see things based on reading hundreds of articles and watching thousands of videos and images about the war. This tweet chain contains my conclusions as a sort of executive summary.

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it?

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it?

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

Best new watches, February 2024:

What’s Up, Doc? (Bogdonavich, 1972) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sexy Beast (Glazer, 2000) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Birth (Glazer, 2004) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Name of the Rose (Annaud, 1986) ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

RT if you dislike genocide!

[Evan Mather @evan_mather]

Best new watches, January 2024:

The Boy and the Heron (Miyazaki, 2023) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Anatomy of a Fall (Triet, 2023) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2
Funny Girl (Wyler, 1968) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Zone of Interest (Glazer, 2023) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2