Evan Percy

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@SaskPower Send your best crew. I was having a rum and watching Sopranos

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@steveneugene582 I will die before I ever switch to an EV. I love the 12 mpg I get in my ‘03 F150.

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@Super70sSports

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@Super70sSports

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@KHinzy @steveneugene582 I hope you know that I will be sitting facing you so I can look directly into your eyes while we luge

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

Jay And Silent Bob Get The Fuck Outta Here! https://t.co/X924IDI44t via @YouTube First Day of School!

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@MLBTV hey do you mind giving me the name and home address of the guy playing this Montana’s rib commercial every 15 seconds? I just wanna talk to him.

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@doug_dougbv2 Its like its my Birthday!

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@doug_dougbv2 #ScoopBoys

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

My first day off: Wife- I have 27 jobs I need you to do today.

Wife’s day off: I will be travelling to Argentina with friends to look at a vintage ice cream bowl

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

Wife: Make sure to pack healthy items for the lake.
Me: You bet!
#shewillfindoutwhenwegetthere
#sheisnotontwitter
#stayhomecelery

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@beaver_turbo Im going Carlos

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@barstoolsports Its Cocktail

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

The wife and I first night after having to share a hotel room with the kids for a week
https://t.co/2o8iKl2I2d

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

Songs to sing while you wash your hands
2019: Happy Birthday
2020: Bohemian Rhapsody
#takeyourtime

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

If the wife asks who would you rather go on vacation with than her mom, don’t say ISIS. #EvenIfYouMeanIt

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

Things I forget to do when I open this jar of cheese:
A. Breathe
B. Respect Myself
#Gonetoosoon

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@wheatmonkeys I do the exact same. You have to send a message to all your other socks so they know not to fuck around.

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

This makes you more of a Dad than even having kids does

[Evan Percy @evan_percy]

@wheatmonkeys Could not agree more. Had a blow out today and they went straight to the garbage. #RespectYourself