The Evan and Earl Suck League

The official Twitter account of the Evan and Earl Suck fantasy football league.

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Here come the IRISH! Our newest Friend of the League! Marcus Freeman! The reigning champ comes through with a huge FOL. THIS LEAGUE!!

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Brooklyn We Go Hard…. The first ever two-time Evan and Earl Suck League Champion

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Sharks. Brooklyn. For the 2022 EESL Championship. A matchup the league needed… Brooklyn We Go Hard seeks to become the first ever repeat champion and the Sharks seek to rise to the top for the first time ever. Too much at stake to handle!

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The sharks favorable (indoor) matchups give him the upper hand in this matchup. Queens’ players might be too focused on the hot chocolate after their game to pull this one off. This one could come down to Monday night if Henry doesn’t go nuclear against the texans.

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The semi-finals are here! Hills Have Eyes and Brooklyn We Go Hard meet in a rematch of last years semi’s. On the other side, the new comer — the Hungry Sharks, have made their appearance in the semi finals as well. Unfamiliar territory for the Sharks, but not his opponent.

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Eric, new owner of 3Sheets, scored a league low 930.28 points this year. Such a horrific performance would usually guarantee pick 1.01… BUT! Former owner, Owen F. traded his 2023 first rounder, among other assets, for Michael Carter — who came in at RB 38 this season.

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For the first time in recent memory, the top 6 scoring teams all made the playoffs.

The 2023 draft order is as follows:
1) DawgWay (via Sheets) (sorry, Eric)
2) DawgWay
3) Obig
4) Cardinals
5) Ballers
6) BWGH (via Llamas)

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The prophecy has been fulfilled. Sharks…. moving on!

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133.24 points. Moving on!

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Can’t help but wonder if Former League Member, Owen F., was somehow consulted by the United States before sending Gary in the world group chat. Lopsided!

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BREAKING: Brittney Griner released by Russia in 1-for-1 prisoner swap for arms dealer Viktor Bout, U.S. official says https://t.co/oa6fEPHtM9

[Joshua Pierre @_mrpear]

@PFF_College 10 @evan_suck

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The EVE!! Some of @slimmyjimmyp’s best work so far. Look at all those tweas! BJ Wolf is gonna have some hot takes (and no draft picks) after a couple of those, no doubt.

Long live the Evan and Earl Suck League!

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That will do it! BWGH cakewalks to his first championship after Jamar Chase explodes for a 50-Burger! Congrats to BWGH!

EESL goes into its 8th season without a team winning 2 titles. Excellent competition.

Per usual, the Hungry Sharks are on the clock!

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It all comes down to this!

Brooklyn We Go Hard against Team Queens!

Who do you think will win?

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Brooklyn We Go Hard is one win away from his first title! By knocking off Hills Have Eyes in the semi finals, we have a repeat of the 2019 championship.

Brooklyn We Go Hard v. Queens II

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160 on his head! Team Queens explodes for 160 points to kick Wolfpack to the curb. A valiant season for the Wolfpack comes to an end — and the EESL goes into its 8th season without a repeat champion.

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The reigning champ moves on! Obig runs into a buzzsaw and gets sent packing, adios Tiny One!

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Queens would have faced DG in the first round in a nail biter, with Team Queens winning by 4 points.

Hills would have beaten Cardinals.

We would have a semi-final matchup this week of Hills v. BWGH & Team Queens v. Wolf.

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The Q&A session is now open.

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If we would have started in Week 14:

Dirty Grandma would be in, Obig out.

Wolfpack would have the bye.