Evan

[Evan @evananthony_]

Deleting this bye.

[Evan @evananthony_]

Gave everything i had to the wrong person

[🌪 @WaveySkengman]

If you bang a girl your boy is speaking to your a paigon

[Evan @evananthony_]

@CodyGaynor97 top shelf business

[Evan @evananthony_]

@CodyGaynor97 S5 haze, home brewed heineken and 3 brazzers chicks.. My apartment will look like a paint party if you put a UV light in there

[Evan @evananthony_]

@CodyGaynor97 shrooms gang

[Evan @evananthony_]

@CodyGaynor97 im gonna be like the smiler in Alton Towers a few months ago... Off the rails cocker

[Evan @evananthony_]

@WezWilliams96 nah might do later tho

[Evan @evananthony_]

This time next week ill be in amsterdam off my tits dipping a brass's head in the canal whilst riding a bike

[Evan @evananthony_]

@jackgardner94 said I'm always robbing his lighters when he's blipped.. Says i take advantage of him like he's a pissed up little girl

[Evan @evananthony_]

Girls need to remind themselves that getting make up done by an Mua doesnt disqualify them from being a dog

[Evan @evananthony_]

Fuck social media

[Evan @evananthony_]

Social media gives me headache but there no other way of finding stupidly funny shit

[Evan @evananthony_]

Clash or mash now the dubs are boring..

[Evan @evananthony_]

Memphis to bag a cheeky one 🙏🏻

[Evan @evananthony_]

Half time doob more than needed

[Evan @evananthony_]

That musa is angin

[Evan @evananthony_]

Doumbia is just as sweaty in real life as he was on fifa 15

[Evan @evananthony_]

Moscow hitting us on the break like how my dad used hit me when i got chewing gum on carpet.. Fast and hard!

[Evan @evananthony_]

@jackgardner94 same its peak.. @ me if ur coming on after united