Evan Emanuelson

I'm a simple man trying to figure out the complex purpose of my own existence... and I'm loving every second.

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

I've had bowling 4 days in a row, and yet I still bowl with the same love and passion as day 1. This is love. This is life. #cantexplainit

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Hey Honey Badgers, watch out. This scrimmage is boutta be life af. No cups! Cups are for sissies. #norules #sausagefest²

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

@guggy13 I'm flattered guggs. However I regret to report that I sent you a mean one.... #racehard #notaboutthebike

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Sunday nights are the culmination of procrastination. So much work saved for one, late, terrible night. #tooscaredtostart #thehardwyolife

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Les Miserables was fantastic! Anne Hathaway and Sacha Baron Cohen in the same movie = dynamite #nuffsaid #movieoftheyear?

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

I'm so proud to live in a country where explosives are readily available for personal enjoyment #Merica #BOOM

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

That chemistry extra credit was http://t.co/iStY0h2b. #mrsflurrss #thechemlife

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Flowers study sesh with coco smelldredge quickly turns in to bike race extravaganza #hardatwork #mayflurrsbewithus

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Indeed it is a dark time in the Wyo (exams), but the bowling squadron brings grand news... St. X hath been defeated!!!! #BIGGEST.UPSET.EVER

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

The Wyoming varsity bowling squadron took home the W! It is a night to remember. Party at steak ninas! #wyoswagginbowlingwagon #♥isintheair

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Only 10 days 7 hours and 26 minutes left till the end of the world.... Let's go bowling! #dowhatyoulove #finishoffstrong

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

You know you have a problem when you bowl on Saturday mornings for 6 hours.....#tourneytime #wayoflife

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

High stakes bowling has its repercussions to say the least.... @pChalmsBBs2 #itsallontheline #cantchokegottabowlwell

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

@JohnHughesss I'm afraid you're mistaken good man. I do believe that you send the snap chats that I must open in secret.... #squalidjohn

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Tomorrow the Wyoming bowling squadron will attempt to take down the mighty Winton Woods at Brentwood #battleoftheWs #♥theplayersandthegame

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

Goodbye my trashy friend. Perhaps we shall meet again next November. #hopefullynot #wontbemissed #fewcanrockthestache #nuffhashtags?

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

"This test is going to be a doozy"- Mrs. White. Thanks Mrs. White, now I'm not terrified. #dontmesswithDanica

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

@cam_smith7 ha "Let's not work on social studies"- Jane. I was the only person person working on social studies.... #sayittomyfacelady

[Evan Emanuelson @EvaNarbles]

@guggy13 cry.... and then get psyched for the only sport they're good at: boliche! #d.p.WiLdCaTs! (They yell that after every strike)