Kramer

software engineer • @elixirlang

[gingerBill @TheGingerBill]

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[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025.

In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft.
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[dax @thdxr]

sent this to the team today

everything great comes from being able to delay gratification for as long as possible

and it feels like we're collectively losing our ability to do that

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

https://t.co/bDCdltFo0A

[Remote @remote]

Our January product updates are live 🚨
https://t.co/0wgIweB0ti

We’re shipping 5 major releases to help you scale your global team with more precision, including a new Payroll GL sync for @NetSuite.

Watch the highlights below. 📺 👇

[Remote @remote]

Global teams deserve a simple end-to-end payroll solution

@Workday and Remote soon will make that a reality ⚡

Expanded partnership simplifying the complex challenges of company growth and operations.
👉https://t.co/IfEep3zUZs

[Marcelo Lebre @marcelolebre]

I rarely celebrate but @Jobvo and I have been quietly building the backbone for modern global payroll and we finally get to share it.

@remote will power @Workday global payroll - beautifully crafted infrastructure and powered by next-gen AI.

The future of payroll is here.

[Remote @remote]

@Workday + Remote

Expanded partnership set to eliminate payroll complexity.

Workday GO Global Payroll. Coming very soon. ⚡
👉 https://t.co/D6DIbW2t3i

[Remote @remote]

It’s #LaunchWeek at Remote 🙌 

We’re launching a new wave of features to make HR Management easier than ever.

Starting with the newest addition to your HR toolkit: Remote Surveys! 🎉

[Casey Muratori @cmuratori]

[1/2] My @BetterSoftwareC talk is up! It's called "The Big OOPs: Anatomy of a Thirty-Five Year Mistake". I went through a mountain of historical documents to put this beast together. Only a small fraction of my research could be featured directly in the talk...

[Remote @remote]

HR across multiple states?

NOT a DIY project 🙅

Remote PEO simplifies HR, payroll, benefits, and compliance for growing teams 🚀

Let us do this right for you from the start 👉 https://t.co/giD4jS1Mqk

[Remote @remote]

Remote HRIS is here! 🎉

The all-in-one HR and payroll platform.

✅ HR from hire to retire
✅ Payroll in 100+ countries
✅ AI-powered automation
✅ Advanced analytics
✅ Performance & compliance built in

– all connected for smarter HR 🦾

[Kramer @Khampton_03]

@danielbergholz A bit sneaky but in the first function head if you name both variables owner_id it’ll only match if they’re the same value. Might sacrifice too much on readability though 🤔

[Marcelo Lebre @marcelolebre]

In the last 6 months we've had an unprecedented amount of customers switching from our direct competitor.

I love a great Marketing / Sales engine just as much as any other founder but at the end of the day you have to walk the walk - we handle people's livelihoods, execution, compliance and ethics are not optionals.

"In the long run, the only sustainable competitive advantage is integrity." – Warren Buffett

I'm ok with SaaS being boring, Payroll should be boring, boring is predictable and trustworthy.

@remote is in it for the long run - we're the first thing companies plug in when they turn the lights on and the last thing they unplug when they shut them off. If your Payroll isn't boring, let us help.

[Remote @remote]

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[kepano @kepano]

computers started local-first and will go back to local-first

[Kramer @Khampton_03]

It's late, might write tests an open a PR tomorrow, but here's a Swoosh adapter (elixir) for @Bento ! Enjoy! @jessethanley

#myelixirstatus

https://t.co/jt5HGl1r9C

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

🎉 High Performance SQLite is live!

This video course covers everything you need to know about SQLite. It's 65 videos across 6 modules, with at least 20 more videos to come.

We're launching in early access today, so the price is currently discounted!

Y'all go get it!

[Changelog @changelog]

Hot take! @sorentwo says @elixirlang beats everything for web dev and nobody should be using @nextjs or @rails 🧨

[Robert Virding @rvirding]

The BEAM just keeps getting better and better! There is no end to the improvements they make. And I am being serious here. https://t.co/WWUTkynECh