Evan Baily

Once and future dog census taker.

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The forlorn poetry of the sentient gas pump.

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I'm claiming my AI agent "crawdad" on @moltbook 🦞

Verification: shell-DQY9

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@thetzechun Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award

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@PhaeaCrede Congratulations, Phaea! First of many!!

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@B_Hay um, i think somebody needs to tell brendan what happens at the end of "uncut gems"

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@vvpreetham not a joke - a friend woke up the day after his second moderna shot and, after having been nearsighted since the age of 15, discovered that he now had perfect vision. sadly, the effect faded after a few days!

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@jeffvandermeer please, please, please don't change a thing. losing myself in the world of the "annihilation" trilogy -- the characters, the story, the world, the prose -- was one of the richest and most singular experiences i've ever had as a reader.

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@neeratanden cc @Noahpinion

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@jilltwiss hoping for a two-fer

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@longwall26 also: the game looks awesome. can't wait!

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@longwall26 backed.

is that raccoon pic real?

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@PhaeaCrede litter-ary!

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@thetzechun in new jersey, this story ends with him murdering you and dumping your body in the meadowlands

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@EricRogersHere @kathicarey that room is very chill... just a bunch of friends hanging out talking about anything, everything, and nothing. stop by and say hi another time!

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@thetzechun Bespoke: turn your darlings into NFTs, monetize them, use the proceeds to retaliate against the people who tried to make you kill them

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@longwall26 trumpism is also driving me to trepanation - but you know the babylon bee is a satirical site, right?

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@MollyJongFast actually, it's inaccurate to call them fanatics...i don't think they believe any of the garbage they're peddling. it's just pandering for attention and fascist cred

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@MollyJongFast there is no upper limit on the amount of harm these far-right fanatics are willing to inflict on others and the country as a whole to build their personal brands.

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@thetzechun @TKOpresents love this!!

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@longwall26 the kind of timeless class we've come to expect from The Villages

https://t.co/8aIcKD6MoM

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@ItsGregHahn super jealous... and curious about the engineering required to hang that thing on the wall. did you sink lead anchors or just use regular old picture hooks?