Evan Barr

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

After all these years, I just realized that kelly’s parents in @theofficetv episode “diwali” are the real life rents of @mindykaling, which only makes their reaction to Michael so much more real. #throwyourselfinafirekindofmarriage

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@robertliefeld Let’s be honest, the only interesting characters since Stan Lee, are yours. Good job and who cares about feet!

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@summerbrennan How did I not realize I lived in backwards-town?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@chuckpalahniuk #adjustmentday seems more prophetic than ever this week. Thank you for the warning. I only wish more had listened.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@jameslepine I think the saying is, you shouldn’t kick her out?

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@grahambasten Elvin Jones in a small Nashville club. As a drummer, Elvin is my guy. Badass show.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@summerbrennan No. I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson, but minus the self-indulgence, Pale Fire, minus most of Pale Fire.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Dear Republicans,

You can't call yourselves "the party of Lincoln" AND wave the Confederate flag.

Love,

History

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Parenting during a quarantine is easy. It’s having the media second guess you every night before bedtime that's the hard part. #ParentalPostgame

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

It will be REAL hard for Trump Republicans, who are now suggesting we risk 2.5% of the population - or 8+ million people - so we can prematurely reopen the economy, to make the pro-life case after this.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

#4:33

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@derrysown @TheRealGZA @science Of course

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@MyDaughtersArmy Was it United? I mean Air. They are clearly united in making a film.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@jameslepine Dig that this tweet is without it. No assonance to speak of either.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@jameslepine And one girl dressed like Winona Rider in Beetlejuice.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

@KatyTurNBC We knew it was coming. Like It’s Ice might be a Gamehenge deal.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

Genius business plan.
Give the world haikus, each day.
What could go wrong.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

When he said “a lot of the wall has already been built,” he wasn’t lying. But the wall isn’t on the border. It’s idealogical and it’s split this country.

[Evan Barr @evanbarrpp]

“Quid pro quo” is always followed with a “Clarice,” in my world. Also, shouldn’t it be a “tit for tat,” for this administration?