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[bonnie @fwrosting]

family full of alcoholics but soon as i spark up a joint im a crackhead

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Its so exciting when the trees turn green. Shoutout to chlorophyll

[nikita @poohthebear0]

can we collectively start asking random questions again? I want to know what kind of butterfly you like the most

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children

[Vivian @suchnerve]

American urge to stay in your car after arriving instead of just going in immediately

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

[ひ @yungnstackin]

sometimes when i'm reaping i'm like damn wtf did i sow

[petiteprincess @girlyygirl666]

smoking with my girls (chip, penny, used napkin)

[didi ⚢🦉 @deediedoedum]

cmon God give me ur worst. I’m ready for anything

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

gaslighting someone on accident because i have a bad memory

[xann @ciinemourn]

if i say "im gonna watch this movie soon" just know that it could mean tonight or 2027

[Viral Labs @ViralLabsLLC]

Just paid $250 on my $125,000 student loan debt today

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Looks like the guy from ratatouille chatting up an orangutan

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

started getting up earlier to see if it actually makes a positive impact on my life and it does. Absolutely fuming