evan

i am but a simple farmer, tending to my memes - drums @finalcallmusic

[evan @evanbrandow]

mexican wine by fountains of wayne is seriously one of the best songs ever written

[evan @evanbrandow]

why is sushi $40 now

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[Muze_FM @Muze_FM]

New York alternative rock band Final Call have returned with their latest single, ‘Life of the Party,’ which was released on 13 March 2026 via Final Call Records. The track, taken from the band's latest album Eden, pairs driving guitars and anthemic melodies with themes of social anxiety and self-doubt, exploring the pressure to appear confident and outgoing while privately struggling with insecurity.

Read the article: https://t.co/4ReAEq34ZP

[evan @evanbrandow]

me watching the og game winner tn

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[evan @evanbrandow]

he's the best poster of our generation

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

I think it’s great that so many people choose nyc as the place to learn how to walk for the first time

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[aarøn. @ayroned]

If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass

[evan @evanbrandow]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby situation going on in my letterboxd 2026 ranking 4 months in

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[evan @evanbrandow]

strokes summer 2026 will unite humanity

[Leen☆ @1251club]

Life is so worth living https://t.co/BIOTnS8tXm

[evan @evanbrandow]

i thought the whole point of living in the epicenter of culture and industry in america would mean i would get to see the Speed Racer re-release in IMAX in my area. now i have to drive to Philadelphia??? bs

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Bonfire but the beat is Gusty Garden Galaxy

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[evan @evanbrandow]

3:09 is basically 3:00. but 3:10 is 3:15, and you might as well be 3:30 at that point