degenerate hobo

not here for a good time or a long time

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

If I go into a restaurant to pick up food and I tell you my full name… I shouldn’t have to show you my ID. How many Evan Carey’s are ordering takeout at 7:30 on a Thursday night in Colorado Springs? Im pretty fucking sure I’m the only one.

[James @CaucasianJames]

really makes u think...

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

Wtf is a blue raspberry

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

AVATAR THE LAST FUCKING AIRBENDER IS ON NETFLIX

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

Maybe the Mayans were right about 2012 but it’s happening at a slower rate than expected

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

That’s some 2019 energy bud

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

The desire for stability is attractive

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

When people say “I was born in the wrong decade” I laugh cause I was born in the wrong millennia. 3020 sounds like my kind of time where I can take a space ship and peace tf out of this solar system and go camping on a random asteroid and mine for diamonds and watch super novas

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

Honestly I just want to get high af and watch Code Name Kids Next Door or Courage the Cowardly Dog or fucking Fairly Odd Parents

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

It genuinely sucks that the Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network channels on Hulu don’t have ALL of the OG shows. Like sometimes I’m just trying to reminisce the emotional response those shows gave me and remember what it was like to feel like a kid for 30 minutes. RIP Rocket Power

[zac @glickzac]

i made a lofi song in carl from jimmy neutron’s voice

[𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚍🌿 @Itsfadzilrazali]

No one :
Cats :

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

I keep seeing job listings on indeed for a “simulation controller” and when I click on one, the page disappears. so I think someone knows I know that it knows that I know this is all an illusion

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

@realDonaldTrump nevermind

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

“On Endor with the gorillas?” First of all you uncultured swine....they’re EWOKS

[degenerate hobo @evancareyy]

When Mac said “Nothing better than some head after a long day, that’s the only thing that ever kept mine on straight” I felt that shit

[sam kolder @samkolder]

I’m only here to grow as a human being and create art.