Evan Warner

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[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

Doubleweek1igami?

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

GB 22 - MIN 39

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1097th unique score in NFL history, and the 2nd of the 2026 season.

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

Week1igami

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@JaimeEisner @priceacarter No they arent passing on Fano for Fano because they are going to take Fano first

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@VerizonSupport keep sending me bills for phones that I dont have any more and then wont even allow me to login to look at the bill. Im not paying hundreds of dollars blindly with no itemized bills.

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@lexiosborne Has anyone ever won CPOTY MVP and SBMVP all in one year? 15 just might

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

Pretty much 😂

[Yuchen Jin @Yuchenj_UW]

I saw a guy coding today.
Tab 1 ChatGPT.
Tab 2 Gemini.
Tab 3 Claude.
Tab 4 Grok.
Tab 5 DeepSeek.
He asked every AI the same exact question.
Patiently waited, then pasted each response into 5 different Python files.
Hit run on all five.
Pick the best one.
Like a psychopath.

It's me.

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

Uhhhhh let's gooooo

[Farzin Vousoughian @Farzin21]

Chiefs OC Matt Nagy is “viewed internally as a serious candidate” to be the next head coach of the Titans, per Dianna Russini.

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@SOARSPORTS_ @ChiefsBlitz @ChiefsInsider Well this next year its because the chiefs play the entire AFC East, like every 3rd year. The other years we have kept playing them because we play the team in the same place in their division as us.

Honestly kinda unlucky for both Buf and KC that they still gotta play lol

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

Coffee and pizza come to kind instantly lol

[` @ymmmayer]

what tastes good both hot & cold?? there is nothing 🫩

[fatty patty @theonlydyl_]

In 2023 the Chiefs finished 3-4 after the bye, everyone said the Chiefs were DEAD TO RIGHTS. Then played the hardest playoff schedule in the history of football on the road, and won the Super Bowl.

They’ve lost 4 games by a total of 19 points, all by one possession. It’s not over.

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@lexiosborne I think you give them too much credit

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@lexiosborne Been such a boring day for football. The only close game was between 2 of the worst teams in the league... should've taken a nap instead

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@sportshermit @pgsween Not an immediate one. When I hurt my lower back every few years it takes a couple weeks of chiropractor appointments to fix enough to where id be willing to go on a run., let alone play an nfl game

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@MrBeast Can I choose which one?

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

A man can be emotionally shattered, mentally exhausted, financially ruined, and spiritually drained, but if he’s still showing up, no one notices. Society doesn’t check his mental health, only his performance. Utility over humanity. Every time

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

@lexiosborne @TheHerd @colincowherd Lexi, you know better than this. He's been unwatchable for years lol

[Evan Warner @evancwarner]

How did people use to go to the DMV and sit forever without cell phones? Did they get really good at crosswords or something l?

[Rob @iamrobtv]

Alright one and only verdansk rant inbound, I can’t take it anymore

This game was on its mf deathbed not even a month ago. Since WZ2 and arguably even before that, this game has been in a downwards spiral, for a variety of reasons, but the MAIN reason being that the CASUAL AUDIENCE WAS SHOVED OUT OF THE PICTURE

35 year old Jim that just wants to run some COD with his buddies after his 12 hour shift can no longer compete because TTV McGee and his unemployed band of sweaties that play the game 12 hours a day wouldn’t allow it.

Every decision the devs made and every change they did to the game for the last 3-4 years was to cater to the more competitive side of the playerbase.. and it damn near killed the game.

Instead of bitching about TTK and one shot snipers, how about just be thankful for the fact the game you’ve been profiting off playing for the last 5 years is actually doing semi well again, and you won’t have to go apply for a job to pay your bills anytime soon if you just go make some content rather than cry and complain about every little thing

Activate those brain cells a little bit guys, it’s not a coincidence the game is doing well again once they got away from trying to please content creators and streamers.